All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front TeethEvery body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
Cocktails For TwoIn some secluded rendezvous,
That overlooks the avenue,
With someone sharing a delightful chat,
Of this and that,
And cocktails for two.
As we enjoy a cigarette,
To some exqiuisite chansonette,
Der Fuhrer's faceWhen der fuehrer says we is de master race
We HEIL! HEIL! right in Der Fuehrer's Face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we HEIL! HEIL! right in Der Fuehrer's Face
When Herr Goebbels says we own the world and space
We HEIL! HEIL! right in Herr Goebbels' face
When Herr Goering says they'll never bomb dis place
Mother Goose MedleyA farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi ho the dairy oh the farmer in the dell
The farmer rings a bell
The farmer rings a bell
The farmer in the dell
The Man on the Flying TrapezeOnce I was happy but now I'm forlorn
Like an old coat that is tattered and torn
Left in this wide world to weep and to mourn
Betrayed by a maid in her teens
Oh, this maid that I loved she was handsome
And I tried all I knew, her to please
But I never could please her one quarter so well
As the man on the flying trapeze!