- Cell Phones Suck
You call me up everyday,
Go away because I don't know you now.
We broke up, you said I'm gay,
Go away because I don't know you now.
There are things in life that really make me nauseous,
You're one of those.
I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts,
With one fang through each testicle
- Fantasy Football
Gonna sit around and watch some preseason games
Be a couple more months til you get laid
Oh yeah it's time for fantasy football
Got your draft all done and your roster filled
Gonna load it up with buffalo bills
Watching 8 games no time for work
- Happy Fun Song
Konichi wa!
Mitsubishi,
Kamikazee,
Wasabi,
Sony,
Kristi Yamaguchi,
Donkey Kong,
- Target Has My Heart
Target Has My Heart - Mongoloid Monarchy
Straight Outta Junior High
Hey baby, come with me I'm going out shopping. No thanks hun, I'll stay home watch the game all alone
But we need a new feather bed and we can pick out a brand new duvea.
I'm going to Target. Wait, hold on, that's all you had to say.
I don't ever want to shop at walmart cuz target has my heart.
And the cutest girls outside of Hooters