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Narrator (Dan):

This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

Jackson (Dan):

Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands. One of the paddles is dead and the ball is missing!

Bonjour, hello, my name is Glass Joe!

I'm the toughest French boxer that you're ever gonna know!

I score TKO, then drink a fine Bordeaux,

and flatten all of my opponents like croissant dough!

I am Kratos the destroyer, I'm the harbinger of death.

All of the gods tremble before me as they draw their final breath.

In my first 12 games I murdered every lord the earth has seen.

Now what immortal foes await me here in God of War 13?

Yo what up, bitch, I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed his life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
He felt so alive, he felt so real
He beat all his Pokemon, with his fists of Registeel

[Egoraptor] Ho, ho, ho, he, he, he
And that's when I went to pee
[Danny Sexbang] Nailed it!

[Egoraptor] Hi there! I'm Arin Hanson. I was just finishing up my amazing "1, 2, 3, I gotta go pee" song from the last Starbomb album. Thanks for coming to my space mansion! My friends Danny and Ninja Brian from Ninja Sex Party have been crashing up here with me while we wrote this album
[Danny Sexbang] That's right, Arin! It has been fun orbiting the Earth with you! This mansion has style! We've been bathing in champagne every night, taking our diamond space helicopter out for joy rides, partying with supermodels, robots, robot supermodel robots and occasionally writing music!

[Egoraptor] Remember that time when Ninja Brian opened the airlock and flipped us off while our chests collapsed from the sudden decompression?

[Verse 1]

[Egoraptor]
My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the voice of good since 1986, old school
I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam

[Danny Sexbang]

spoken)

[Wily (Danny Sexbang)]
Hello, Mega Man. And Mrs. Mega Man.
Welcome to couples' therapy. I'm Dr. Wily.

[Mega Man (Egoraptor)]
Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?

Strolling down the street, the square street.

A fair sheet of squares sleep below my feet.

Creeper 's what they call me, but even I see

that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee.

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School.

You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?

Yeah, I'm Ken! I like wearing red and making friends, yay!

What's up, I'm Johnny Cage, let me show you around.

[Arin]
Have you ever thought about a butt?
Butts butts butts, they're totally nuts!
[Danny]
Whoa, whoa... sorry to interrupt another amazing rap, Egoraptor...
But we're out of time again for this album!
[Arin]
What? Again?

My name's Ash Ketchum, baby!

My life is back on track,

but I've been in the hospital

since Pika shot me in the sack,

[Intro]

[Danny Sexbang] Hello, and welcome to Talking Video Games
(clapping)
Today's subject is games with simple plots
I'd like to welcome our guests
Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your game?
[Egoraptor] Yes, hello, my name is Pac-Man and I eat dots and fruit

Luigi: Wow, Mario! Our band is souding great!

Mario: I agree, Luigi. We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!

Luigi: How about Toad?

Mario: Yes! Hey Toad, come over here and sing to this.

Lyrics:

My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam

Hold on a minute Link

Lyrics:

My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam

Hold on a minute Link