- Blow my candle out
If there really is a big fluffy Jesus in the clouds let him know right now that I take it all back
If there really is a muscular, cackling, red devil in the ground, you should tell him save me a shack
But since I never saw either at my local Walmart shopping yelling at their kids in front of my optics
I've been operating under the premise that neither existed because I base my beliefs in logic
But if it's really true would you say when my body is in the ground
I'll either float on up or drop right down
Then I'm nervous for the verdict
As a person I'm imperfect
- gee willikers
Welcome back to sunny Wells, Maine
Guess who's back off the couch
Got the panties in a drought
Duct tape in Casey Anthony's mouth
It's Mr. "no you're not dude"
Back with some hot new raps
For these kindergarteners to smoke pot to
- I am Awesome
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
I don't necessarily need to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones though
Motherfucker I'm awesome!
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm driving around in my mom's ride
- Im Awesome
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome...
I don't necessarily have to be here for this...
I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
Mother fucker I'm awesome!
No you're not, dude don't lie
I'm awesome!
I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome!