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We got to work for a better future
We've got to join hands for tomorrow
Take the first step and you will see
The future begins with you and me

We can start to make a difference
If we want it for our children
Recycle that can and plant that tree

All:
Bullying isn't cool. Bullying is lame.
Bullying is ugly and has a stupid name.
For a healthy world, bullying's unfit.
And I think I know what we should do to i-it.
Do do do do do to i-it.

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

[Stan:]
Cause you gotta do what you wanna do.
Don't let nothing get in your way, chase your dream everyday!
True, girl you know it's trueee...
That if you really wanna be you, gotta do what you wanna do!
He was un-happy cause, he just wanted to play ball.

[Cartman:]

The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child's heart is full of songs
Take a tiny hand and leap into the light
As adults we see pain in the world
And it sometimes don't seem right

Through the eyes of a child, the world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes, we've yet to realize

Well I'm a badass cowboy livin' in the cowboy days,
Wicky, Wicky, Scratch, Yo, Yo, Bang, Bang!

Me and Artimus Clyde Frog go and save Salma Hayek from
the big metal spider.

Wicky, wicky, wick, wicky, wicky, wick.
Fresh cowboy from the west side.

Some people say that Im a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But its not as if I dont try
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
Ill open up my heart, and I will share it

[Eric Cartman]
-Hey, guys
This is a song I just wrote
It's called 'I hate you guys'

(Harmonica intro)

'I hate you guys

все меня любят и все меня чтят, в моем убежище...
там не осудят и не выплеснут яд, в моем убежище...
антихамские окна, троллеупорная дверь
одна доброта лишь внутри
хочешь трусом назови, не услышу, поверь, в своем убежище...
антихамские окна...

я тебе не нравлюсь, тогда ты не зайдешь в мое убежище...

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines.
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(jackin' it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack

I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(Jackin' it ohhhhh)
Been plantin' them apple seeds and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it Jackin' it Jackety Jack

"You know Jesus, I've been thinking alot about you lately, and well...That's why I wrote this song"

I love you Jesus, I want you to walk with me
I'll take good care of you baby, call you my baby, baby
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
Whats the matter baby, your trembling Jesus baby!

Your love, is my life!

How 'bout we sing 'Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch' in D Minor?

Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
she's a big fat bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast
to find a wayout of a gay man's ass
the road ahead is filled with danger and fright
but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you're might

The sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead
don't look back Lemmiwinks or you'll soon be dead
Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late

Bullying isn't cool.
Bullying is lame.
Bullying is ugly,
And has a stupid name.
For a healthy world, bullying is unfit,
And i think i know, what we should do to it.

Do, Do, Do to it

I'm gonna make, make it right!
I'm gonna take a little time and set things right.
Make, make it right!
I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great.
It feels so good to be making up
For all the things I've done wrooong.
I know now what the Good Lord in Heaven
Wanted from me all alooong.

Eric Cartman - Minorities at my Waterpark
South Park, 2009-11-18, Season 13, Episode 14
Lyrics by hooey.ru

What has happened to this place
I don’t recognize it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
What is life worth living for

Stan: There's a bunch of birds in the sky..
And some deers just went running by..
Oh, the snow's pure and white, on the earth rich and brooown..
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain.. town!
The Sun is Shining and the Grass is Green
Under the 3 ft of snow, I mean,
This is a day where its hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello [get out of my way!]

Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December

Carol of the Bells

Hark! Hear the Bells, Sweet Silver Bells,
All seem to say, Ding Dong, m'kay.
Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer,
To young and old, meek and the bold.
Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong, That is their song,
With joyful ring, all caroling

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes

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Something You Can Do With Your Finger - Mrs. Landers Is A Health Nut
Мисис Ландерс обожала готовить рататуй[5]
А у её супруга был огромный длинный-
в Художественную школу я срочно перейду
А тренера по боксу отправлю я в-
Пизанская нам башня дороже перемен
И всем напоминает огромный длинный-

Кту-туту-ту-тулху
Кту-туту-ту-тулху
Дааа!!!
Ненависть и злость наполняли Ктулху
В далеком измерении
Он пролетел через врата безумия
Чтобы поселиться в твоем сердце
Эй, вы все!!!

Cartman: We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
we get all that we want for free
Cartman & Butters: We’ll kick your ass
then rape your lass
Somalian Pirates We
Cartman: So with a yo ho ho
Somalian Pirates: Yo.. ho.. ho..
Cartman: and with a ye he he

Episode: Whale Whores Season 13

Lyrics:

Namaaaamaah
Namaaamaah
Nannaaaah
Nannaaaaah

But a prostitute is someone who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.

A prostitute is like any other woman

People are dying
The fault is our own
You can do lots of damage
When you're on your phone
We all have to agree
To change it somehow
Let's all make a pledge to end it right now
Put it down

Christmas Time in Hell

Well I'll tell you what..
Maybe we'll have ourselves
a little Christmas, right here..
C'mon everybody, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree

I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm heading down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

The day's approaching to give it your best,
and you've got to reach your prime
That's when you need to put yourself to the test,
and show us a passage of time
We're gonna need a montage! (MONTAGE !)
A sports training montage! (MONTAGE !)
Show a lot of things happening at once,
remind everyone of what's going on! (WHAT'S GOING ON!)

Factory workers:

With a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay
We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day
So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives
And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night

I like to have a cigarehette every now and then

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why
'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.

Hi Gareth,
Hi Raul!
Wanna go for a ride?
On what?
On this!

(Chours)
Barbie such a bitch,

Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.
The minute we're born, we start dying,
We die a little more every day..
Young or old, rich or poor,
There's nothing we can do to stop it..
So look long at that Christmas tree,
It may be the last one that you see..

Timmah!

Timmah livin’ a lie!

Dah! Duoah!

Ugh Ah Daah Timmy!
And the Lords of the Underworld Darkness fills my heart with pain

Maybe we should go away.
Put cares aside for just a day.
The world we face is a-not so big.
Not if we are strong like Tweek and Craig.

Honto ni sekanda ga oichii!

Let's go back to when it was new.

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
you're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker
you fuck your uncle yes its true.
no body fucks uncles quite like you

Shut YOUR fucking fucking face uncle fucker
you're the one who fucks your uncle Uncle Fucker
You Dont eat nor sleep or mow the lawn

vote or die muthafucka, muthafucka vote or die
rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye
democracy is founded on one simple rule
get out there and vote or I will muthafuckin kill you

yea

I like it when you vote bitch (bitch)

Песня Wendy's Cunt Song

Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big ...

Cock-a-doodle doodle the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like...

What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,

Christmas time is once a year.
Every critter holds it dear.
Every animal big or small,
Christmas means so much to us all.
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
And it happens once a year.
It's once a year, it's Christmastime!
When we hear about how Christmas only comes

Перевод:
Лес Клэйпул:
В Саут-Парк держу я путь, чтобы славно отдохнуть
Стэн и Кайл:
Люд здесь скромный, безыскусный, вовсе лиц не видно грустных
Лес Клэйпул:
Путь держу я в Саут-Парк, прочь с души уходит мрак.. .
Эрик:

I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking Day or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I love girls with big fat titties, I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

До мозга костей они злобой полны,
Сердца гомосеков черны, холодны,
У нас с тобой кровь безусловно людская,
У них же в их венах гнилых протикает
Блевотная жирная жижа густая,
Что тромбы неся залепляет как воск,
Их жалкий размером с горошину мозг.
И вот потому гомосексуалисты опасней и кровожадней фашистов.

Ты украла мой сон, вскоре мои мысли.
Выкладываю всё на кон в аудио письмах.
Фигуры запотевших окон, лёг снег на листья.
Всё прошлое ушло на дно, взял новый лист я.
Ты, словно, белая роза, среди алых тюльпанов.
Ты, как загадка, вроде проста, но вся в тайнах.
Не объяснить, ты, как стихия, необъяснима.
Внезапно появилась, после - прошла мимо...

Ты заткни своё ебло дядяёбище
Ебанутое ебанутое хуйло
Бля уёбище
Дядяёб ты и пиздос
Жополисый хуесосс
Дядяёб ебвть твой лоб
Ты внатуре дядяёб
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Мамка Кайла просто сука
Толстая тупая злюка
Мымра полная говна
Знают взрослые и дети
Несыскать на всей планете
Суки больше чем она

В понедельник она сука

Мистер Хэнки - веселая какашка
Любит он меня и я люблю тебя
Отзывчивый добряшка - он любит всех людей
Тебя он любит тоже, пусть даже ты еврей

Порою он дурашка, порою он милашка
Коричневый и бурый, но никогда не хмурый
В сочельник ешьте кашку иль овощную пищу

I’m going down to south park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
Going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people shouting "howdy neighbor!"
Heading on out to south park, gonna see if I can’t unwind.
I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big fat titties.
So come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine.

Расследуется самое громкое преступление
Городок - Южный парк, пять тысяч населения
Вопрос, который волнует умы целого поколения
Кто, когда и зачем убил Кенни

Собрана масса независимых мнений
В порядке исключения спросили самого Кенни
Его убили в период с понедельника по воскресение

Он жиртрест, но уверен в том, что он совсем не толстый
Он просто свой огромный хер намотал себе на пояс
Красная куртка и салатовая шапка
Ненавидит рыжих, ну а евреев подавно
Своего родного отца он скормил аферисту,
Хотя не знал на тот момент он всей этой истины.
На чердаке прятал кошек он от верной смерти,
Спасал маленьких гномов от шалавы Венди,