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- Cheat to Win
You say I waste my time
Always fucking around
What else is there to do in this dumb midwestern town
No matter what I do you say I never do it right
Playin to win stayin up all night
All those with pride and excellence
Fuck you and your intelligence
Step aside
- Johnny
Johnny wanted his life to go far He went to town and bought a guitar
he had a friend and he showed him a chord It was fun, but he started getting bored
He developed a need for fame and greed said a rock band is what I need
He bought a whammy bar and sold his soul Him and his friends played corporate rock-n-roll
They played loud, you could hear it Johnny smelled just like teen spirit
Not too long playin in clubs meeting lots of girls giving him lovin
Then finally his big break came His career lead to fortune and fame
It's Johnny and the Allstar Band
- Not Tonite
I won't be comin home tonite
3am sittin in the gutter tired of waitin around
Puke on the pavement beer in my hand
Now pick up the phone and make a call to my house
Hearin a voice I can't understand
Dad I'm too drunk come give me a hand
I'm sick and tired of waitin around
That's ok I'm fallin back down