- A Boozehound Named Barney
Shary: In front of a tavern
Flat on his face
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney: Buy me a beer
Two bucks a glass
Come on, help me
- Hello Grandpa my old Friend
Hello Grampa, my old friend,
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
Hello Grampa, my old friend,
Your busy day is at an end.
Your exploits have been sad and boring,
They tell a tale that's worth ignoring.
When you're alone, the words of your story
- I'm Talkin' Springfield
Lisa: I've been to Paris, and London, and Tokyo town
But one crazy 'burg has 'em all beat hands down!
Sideshow Mel: Jacksonville?
Lisa: I'm talkin' Springfield - you can buy chimichangas
Talkin' Springfield - the chicks have big gazongas
There's tires on fire, a guy named Apu
And Skinner, and Grampa, and old Disco Stu
Did I forget to mention you?
- Minimum Wage Nanny
Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
- See My Vest
Burns: Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good...
See my vest, see my vest
Made from real gorilla chest
Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish setter
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear - vampire bat