- Bats
I met this bloke who looked like a ghost
I’ve soon find out that he was not
He was a genuine count from Transylvania
He said: “Marry me. That’s where I’ll take you
To a ruined castle on the top of a cliff
Where the air’s so cold it will freeze your tits”
And there he taught me how to fly
Two lovers together in the purple sky
- Birds And Bees
My mother saw me kiss a boy
When I was only ten
Well you might think that's not too bad
But things were different then
She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees, she said
I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees
She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees, she said
- Bungalowland
You achieved your emission, moved to the seaside
After only six months, your husband died
In a tree-lined street full of frozen rows
Of nineteen-fifties bungalows
Bungalowland (this is not living)
Bungalowland (we're just existing)
Bungalowland (this is not living)
- Deathrock Baby
Deathrock baby, Batcave lady
Are you sane or are you crazy?
Are you real or just for show?
I don't think we'll ever know
You did it in five, will you do it ten?
Some bloke on the telly said the world's gonna end
- Doppelganger
Would you to meet my doppelganger?
We look just a same
But I'm completely normal
And she is completely insane.
Would you like to meet my doppelganger?
She looks just like me.
You won't know which one of us is knocking at the door
- Fifteen For The Bogeyman
Fifteen for the bogeyman
He's scratching at the window, don't let him in
Fifteen for the bogeyman
Another dead dog in the city of sin
The day is done, the lights are out
There's nothing to do here but scream and shout
We burn the floorboards because we've got no coal
- Lesbian Vampires From Outer Space
Their deadliest weapon
Is the art of surprise
You get no warning
They just drop from the skies
You better watch out
I'm telling you, sister
For the bloodsucking monsters
- Lung Cancer
I never made a fuss you know I should've created
The day you had your left leg amputaded
And the doctor said it was a ten to one bet
That the blood clot had been caused by cigarette
I should've complained, I Should've played it much meaner
Having to put with your emphysema
Your nicotine kisses and your galling cough
- Piss All Over Your Grave
Scary Bitches -- Piss All Over Your Grave
Well I never thought that I could hate anybody
As much as I hate you
You used to be my lover but you left me for another
Now you've run off with somebody new
If we were ever to meet on the street
I wouldn't have a lot to say
- Seven
When I found out you were cheating on me
I knew just what to do
I flushed your shampoo down the sink
And filled the bottle with glue
And as they were cutting your fingers free
You cursed the day we wed
You cracked into my room that night
And shaved every hair from my head
- Strange Child
theres something bout that boy thats strange to see
he doesn't look like you he doesn't look like me
i've been meaning to tell ya please don't go wild
theres a possibility that he's not your child
coz
i made love to your father love to your brother
once or twice i slept with your mother
- This Is Not My Idea of Fun
I woke up this morning feeling kinda icky
I looked in a mirror, found I turned into a hippy
I went to the closet where my black clothes were
Pulled out a multi-coloured jumper and a blue denim skirt
(chorus)
This is not my, This is not my, This is not my
Idea of fun
- Transylvanian folk song
My god you're bloody ugly when you're misrable
Don't you think it's time that you cheat up
Maybe we could talk and work things out
If only I could find out what was up
But everytime I try to find out what is on
You turn away and tell me to shut up
Maybe it was something that I did my dear
- We Were Sensible People
Woken up in the dark of night
I thought I must be dead
Small naked men with large black eyes
Standing all 'round my bed
We were sensible people
We were intelligent people
We were honest people
- Werewolf
I've got my own religion now, I've got an altar in my room
I have no human sacrifice, so a hamster will have to do
But I must drink of human blood, my new gods to appease
And when a' hunting I must go, behind my clothes I leave
Chorus: On all fours like a wolf, I run around the town
In the darkness of the night, I may hunt you down
When Sunday morning comes around, I'll hide myself away
- You'll End Up Looking Like The Scary Bitches
Walking down the street all dressed in black
Like an undertaker in you top-hat
You've had a good education and all of that
And this is how you pay us back
Chorus: You look like a vampyre ready for the slaughter
Are you our child or Dracula's daughter?
You don't do nothing to respect our wishes