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What if you get buried alive?
Who's gon' dig you out from the ground?
What if you choke on some pie?
Who is gonna squeeze it back down?

What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal?
And your other hand switches it on.
Who's third hand is gonna pull your first hand out?

It's not you, it's me.
And me don't like you.
It's not you, it's I.
And I'm breaking up with you.

You swore up and down the wall
Twilight's the best trilogy of all
Somehow you got me to agree

We've gone East, West, North and South
But now this country needs to go down

We've got a high calling for adventure
And high dollar hikey(?) boots
Bringing highly refined culture
With knifes that stub and guns that shoot
In search of unspoiled land

Trimming the hedge
Yup
Me too.
22 inches electric
33cc’s gas
Are you challenging my manliness
Yes
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Harry Potter is a huge part of my life.

This is just a fangirl. With a camera. Being an amateur.
Making a vlog. Making a statement.
Saying that Harry Potter changed my life.
And I have NO IDEA how to deal with it.

This is the last movie. And the books are finished.

Have you ever had someone wake you up
Just to ask you if you're awake?
Has somebody ever waved to the person behind you
But you waved back anyway?

Have you ever searched days for your lost shades
and then found them on your forehead?
Have you ever slept all night on top of your arm

You're sitting here; in your cap and gown
all your loved ones are just so proud.
And we would love to inspire you
but someone needs; to just give you the truth.

For the past 18 years; your life's been pretty smooth;
Let's take a moment and reflect on; all you've had to do.

I am a thoughtful guy.
I think about alotta things.

I am a thoughtful guy.
I think alotta thoughts about alotta things.

I think about space and the vastness of it.
I think about cake and how much I love it.

If I had another me

Think of all the wonderful things
Us two could do as we
Like a perfectly matched
Arm wrestling match
That ends with us falling asleep

You kids think - your gear is iconic
But I’m gon’ take you back to see some real electronics
gimme a beige PC, green text, black screen
and 64 kB of memory (that’s plenty!)
forget a phone that fits in your pocket
I keep my phone in a bag in my car (that’s how we rock it!)
who needs a camcorder, that size of my hand?!
you know I wanna look like a news cameraman!

You kids think - your gear is iconic
But Im gon take you back to see some real electronics
gimme a beige PC, green text, black screen
and 64 kB of memory (thats plenty!)
forget a phone that fits in your pocket
I keep my phone in a bag in my car (thats how we rock it!)
who needs a camcorder, that size of my hand?!
you know I wanna look like a news cameraman!

I can't believe we've lived to be this old,
And somehow we have never seen this hole.
A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it;
Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding.
It's time that we unwrapped this gift.
Let's bring back the male midriff.

It's my belly button. My belly, belly button.

This is my exercise bike
It's got a lot of features that I like
Like a seat
And pedals for my feet
And handlebars for me to hold onto

(That's all pretty standard.)

My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)

[Verse 1: Rhett and (Link)]
That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
(They are driving me insane)
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
(It's more than I can take)
Missing parentheses

There's a time, of which none speak
A secret time lost in the briny deep

You know all about:
Half time, big time, break time, lunch time, dinner dinner time,
Tee time, free time, me time, the time,
you'd undo if you could travel in time.
Space time, face time, hard time, hammertime,

Uranus tour,
Don't know of four,
Determined is when you walk through the door
Knowingly up, to make you look,
Being the way that you all these emails

Everyone else in your room conceited,
Everyone exploit review

How did we get ourselves into this situation
Bitterly divided over wheel orientation

You look like you stepped into glue
And then stepped on some toddler's skateboards
But at least you're not a toddler
'Cause they annoy me a lot more

[Rhett and (Link):]
(911, what is your emergency?)
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
(Do you have some bacon?)
Bacon?
(Bacon, that's right)
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
(Rub some bacon on it)

I'm not afraid of the dark
I'm afraid of what's in the dark
That I cannot see
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,
so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark

There might be a ghost in the dark
That's pretty unlikely

I should've never gone
To get my hair cut
By my roommate's mom
80 percent off
Is not a good deal when she
Cuts 80 percent off
Uh!

I'm Doug,
And I'm Darrell,
And we are squirrels.
We live in your backyard in a big oak tree,
That's our world.
We saw you and your family,
Filming us with your Flip cam.
Shaking out little tails,

Also part-time
Due respects to go
I was in your science
You got me at all

You fair homie
You plan on me
You ban only

It’s not you; it’s me.
And me don’t like you.
It’s not you; it’s I.
And I’m breaking up with you.

You swore up and down the wall
Twilight’s the best trilogy of all
Somehow you got me to agree

Paper
Or plastic
Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
Giving a whale cancer
But did you know that
The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree
Which happens to be