- Anywhere
I could be here
I could be in a salad
I could be out of town
I could be in paradise
I could be anywhere
I could be anywhere
- Detachable Penis
woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
- I'm Sorry
No, I never was in Vietnam
I never once dove into an empty
swimming pool
I never let the carpet walk right out
from under me
I never painted a house or a tree
I never did become an exotic dancer, or a
customer service representative
- Pickaxe
She split my head open with a pick axe
And I asked for it
I begged for every minute of it
And I loved it
I loved every minute of it
And she tore my heart out of my chest
And I asked for it
I begged for every bit of it
- Take Me Home
Take me home, take me home
Take me home and throw me down
Take me home, take me home
Take me home and tie me up
Cuz you're the one my body's been waiting aching for
You're the one I need in my darkest hour
You're the one who knows what a hypocrite I am
You're the one who knows my life is a pathetic sham
- The Commercial
Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped
And swam through a river of snot
Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi
But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking through a field of green