- 500 Ways
500 ways to taste your glaze and I just might,
500 days trapped in your maze without a light
Monday, you don't know what to do,
Tuesday, you sure don't have a clue,
Thursday's not been so good to you,
Friday, you really gotta go,
What more is there to know?
- Bedford Avenue Wine Distributors
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
White drug dealers versus black drug dealers
- Chopping Up the Teacher
There are some things,
That I have done in life,
That make me ashamed,
That I keep from the wife
Like the stains of butter crumpets,
That spilled on the page,
That will remain,
Someday I'll confess
- Classon Ave. Robots
Now I know I have somewhere to be,
But the problem is she won't let me be
All I can be
And I know I got somewhere to go,
But she won't let me go to the go-go
Every time I gotta go
Oh no
- Dirty Consuela
Just like a film within a film within a movie –
Amaretto sour eyes look right through me,
Just when I think she has become my prey,
She runs away,
She runs away
Consuela!
Consuela!
- Dormitory Girls
Looking through binoculars, it's you I see,
Moving all your stuff to university,
It's clear that you exist just to torment me,
But at least I'm getting this abuse for free
You are looking through your window, you are only 18,
I am looking through your window, I am also 18,
But I'm wearing camouflage, cause I don't want to be seen,
- Fixing Machines
If there's only one sure thing that I know –
Some day the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two men show
Woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh woah-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh x 2
You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar,
You got your loveshack lay in the boudoir,
You got your Yakov Smirnoff screwdriver,
- Gravy Train
When you were young, you were such a ripe tomato,
You spent all afternoon peeling my potato,
We drawn forever in each other's sweet aroma,
We slept forever in each other's food coma
But I can't take another bite,
This has got to stop tonight, [Stop tonight]
I can't take another bite,
- Horrible People
Here come the people,
Look in their eye,
They're here today,
But tomorrow they die,
Ancient Egyptians mummified,
And nobody can say exactly, why
It's nothing new,
- I'm Not Scared of Flying Saucers
[Say it, woman
Say it
Say it]
I keep running
Into your wall,
I keep staring at your eyes,
Cause I know you've got the answer to it all,
- Jerkin' Eachother Around
Love gets lost with straight shots,
Hearts are meant to be tied in knots,
Love gets lost with straight shots,
Hearts are meant to be tied in knots
Everything you learned at school
About playing it cool
Has got to be unlearned
- Lazy As Fuck
Is it cause you're merely down on your luck?
Or is it cause you're lazy as fuck?
Pick the words that best describe you,
Hide them in the soles of your shoe
Can you feel the fury’s running amok?
Running over you like a monster truck?
You're not doing what you were born to do,
- Love Pigs
There gonna be a big, big fuss and a whole lot of pork
When the love pigs get here
They're gonna be poking at us with a bloody pitchfork
When the love pigs get here
There gonna be a big disaster on the network news
When my animal sits here
And they're gonna crucify when you finally choose who the loser is here
- Military Man
Military man goes to war in the sand,
And he goes “Argh! Argh!”
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say “Oh no! Oh no!”
He don't know where to stand
In the chain of command,
They’re getting nervous in Iran & Uncle Sam is a big fan
- Moving Through Security
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh
Can you see what's in my bag
Through the context and the haziness of your laws?
Always searching for your red flag
Before your uniform is just bandages and gauze
- My Mind Is Rotting
My mind is rotting,
The day is done,
My soul's gone yachting around the Sun,
There's a madness to my method,
And a machine in my gun
My mind is rotting,
And it's only just begun
- Optical Day
You used to do the ding-dong ditch,
And now you're living as a male witch,
Can't stop my morning blaze,
And you can't stop the humid, humid oppressive days,
And then your body starts shaking,
The sleeper will awaken
To a world that was never in his eyes or of his making,
The time bomb,
- Please Don't Make Me Feel You Again
Gonna take these hands all over,
Put these filthy lies to bed,
Wrap you up in dirty blankets,
Rub my lotion on your head,
I ate your stale manna
Long before it was cornbread,
And I knew a demon lady,
I can't remember what she said,
- Rich Kids
I never thought I'd make all of this money,
I never thought I'd get to see the other side,
Now we spend our nights dressed up as bunnies,
Taking each other for a bunny ride
Hillbillies, geeks and everyone in between
Are lining up to throw things at the rich kids,
Slick Willy leaves, but he sure made lots of green,
- Sex Wars
We were soldiers in a bloody sex war,
Without a clue about what we signed on for,
But we fought the good fight
And we fucked each other down,
I sucked the venom out of your bite,
Went back for another round
Of your sloppy, sloppy buffet,
Watching the chips falling where they may,
- Soldiers Of Satan
Oh! Say hello to the invisible men,
Coming to town to be my friend,
They're gonna be here at a half past ten,
Oh-oh! Really then,
Maybe you see them, maybe you don't,
Maybe you'll see what the others won't,
Maybe they'll make you row their boat,
Oh-oh! You, silly goat
- Summer of the Purple Man
He materialized at the edge of my street
In a big beater car, that never missed a beat,
I guess you could say, that's when it all began,
He seduced me on my way home from marching band,
It was 1991,
It was the summer of the Purple Man
God only knows, we didn't know we did,
- System Overload
This night is living history,
This night is such a mystery,
This night I said, I need your system overload
I lost my life on the Ambassador Bridge,
Placing all my bets on everything,
Keeping all my thoughts in the fridge,
Yeah, it was really nothing
- Theme from Evil Cowards
I've got emotions, man,
And I cried when Rudy Giuliani died,
I love New York, man,
And I've got some people working for me on the inside,
I've seen the policeman,
And I know he's just a hologram,
And I see the lights, man,
And I've seen the belly of this beast feed all types men
- You Really Like Me
Killing yourself slowly from swallowing my love
because you like me
you really like me
Turning off your evil light
and calling off your dogs
because they bite me
yeah they bite me
- Zora And Nora
Zora and Nora are friends,
Skipping through life in the Holocaust's eye,
While the nation shits in its defence,
Forgetting to live while they're too scared to die,
And it hides what it truly intends,
World punish the ones who would dare to ask "why?”,
Now, they've been asked to make their amends
Ever since Nora taught Zora to fly,