- Ali Baba's Camel
You've heard of Ali Baba, forty thieves had he
Out for what we all want, lots of L.S.D.
He also had a camel, stole it from a zoo
How he loved the camel, and the camel loved him too
(Oh, how the how the camel loved Ali Bar Bar!)
Ali Baba's camel loved Ali Baba so
No matter where he went to, the camel had to go
- I'm The Urban Spaceman
I’m the urban spaceman, baby; I’ve got speed
I’ve got everything I need
I’m the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly
I’m a supersonic guy
I don’t need pleasure
I don’t feel pain
If you were to knock me down I’d just get up again
- Look Out, There's A Monster Coming
LOOK OUT THERE'S A MONSTER COMING
Vivian Stanshall
Lonely, unmarried, looking for love,
Life was passing me by.
So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;
Magazine marriage I tried.
They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
- Re-Cycled Vinyl Blues - Neil Innes
Excuse me, I'd like to make a hit record.
Certainly, sir. Did you bring any old records with you?
Well, no, why?
Well you see we can't possibly make any new records
unless we've got some old ones to melt down.
Good heavens, bad as that is it?
'fraid so, sir.
- The Equestrian Statue
There once was a very famous man
On his famous horse he'd ride through the land
The people used to see him everywhere
When he died they put a statue in the square
(Hurray)
Here comes the equestrian statue
Prancing up and down the square