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I like to laugh at retards
I like to laugh at cripples
I like to make fun of gays
I like to beat women

I like assuming black people stole something
I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks
I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive

Ты просто улётный.
Ты – мой любимый актёр.
Твой образ великолепен.
Ты чертовски крут.

Брэнском Ричмонд. [2x]

Ты и Лоренцо великолепно работаете вместе.

YOU HID ON YOUR BUS
YOU WHERE AFRAID OF US
YOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE GAY
YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAY

CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM

eric clapton sucks,eric clapton sucks,eric clapton's gay,and he's fucking gay.

your father's the 4th worst songwriter,after springsteen,seger,and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs,so you jumped out a really high up window

you knew you'd get beaten up in school,because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight",so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"

Picking up sluts in a bar
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Getting head in the back of my car
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Blowing eardrums with my Marshall stacks
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!
Shooting heroin and smoking crack
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

I got bored of writing rape songs
Then, I remembered the HOLOCAUST
I'm glad lots of people died

HA HA HOLOCAUST
HA HA HOLOCAUST
HA HA HOLOCAUST
I'm glad lots of people died

Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man
Hitler was a sensitive man

He went to art school when he was younger
He wanted to be a painter
Hitler was a vegetarian

IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSED
WHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PINCH YOUR ASS
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLD
YOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN

he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoo his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow pierced he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell's ice cream he wears an "allston rock city" t-shirt,i hope you fucking die

I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY

I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME

IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE

FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay
i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you wearing a f**king tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay
you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay

I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTED
I SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN
I COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE
SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO IT

I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY
I PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF THE SUBWAY

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence

You fucking dyke
You didn’t want to get touched by a man
You wanted to be a strong single mother
So you ordered a sensitive, gay poet’s sperm

[Chorus:]
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank [x4]

YOU FUCKING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INS
AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING DOG WAS BARKING AT ME
IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A GAY DEATH METAL BAND
I WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE

I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT

i kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine"
when we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant

i punched every girl i saw in the face
on the way to the booth to vote for hitler

[chorus:]
i went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4]

Guys always used to buy you drinks
And they’d always kiss your ass
Now you have just one tit
Ha ha you stupid cunt

[Chorus:]
I always hoped you’d get AIDS
But breast cancer will do

As I look out the window, at the lights in the sky
It brings back the memories, and a tear to my eye

I see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our love
Our love would never die, as long as it was lit above

In my heart there's a star named after you
It's still inside me, even though that we're through

first you lived on a farm
then you got your head cut off
then i bought you in a grocery store
pretty soon, you'll be on my plate

into the oven
into the oven
into the oven

Kyle from incantation he's got a mustache
Mustache
Kyle from incantation he's got a mustache
Mustache

Kyle from incantation he's got a mustache
Mustache
Kyle from incantation he's got a mustache

I want to go by the river
And put a blanket on the grass
I'll pour my heart and soul
Into your wine glass

I'll kiss you for an appetizer
And love you for the meal
Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY

THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.

VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF

YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED
OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU

You’ve got a fucking cleft palate-palate
And hair just likes gene shalit-shalit
I wan't to hit you with a mallet
Your teeth are parted to the side-side
You’ve got a lazy eye-eye
Why don't you fucking hide
You bowlegged and walk around like ray-ray
And skin just like M.J.-J

you fucking fag
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and stare at thier ass

you're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i've ever seen,you play on a softball team

your teams sponsored by a gay bar

Rape [x4]

I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
And you looked like Roseanne Barr

[Chorus:]

youu've got a new t pass, just for retards
you've got sagging breasts that are very large
all over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples
and you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple

hey, you're dumb [x3]

you live with your parents, and your 31

[chorus:]
y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]

you volunteer for charity work-you're gay
you care about the environment-you're gay
you're a ballet dancer-you're gay
you're a cake decorator-you're gay