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I Love My Lips

Narrator:
And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts
one of his deepest fears….

Larry: Hey gang. Normally this would be the time when the narrator
would come out and say, "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry,
the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
But, I've been thinkin', and talking with the guys.
Mr. Lunt: And we've decided it's time to broaden our scope, artistically.
Jimmy: Yeah, we're artists!
Junior: Word up!
*camera shutter clicks*

I woke up on Christmas pulled down the sock
Found only the sweet stuff
Mouth went into shock
I don't like the chocolate
Don't like candy canes
'Cause all of that sweet stuff
Puts this boy in pain

[BOB: ]
You were lying in your bed,
you were feeling kind of sleepy.
But you couldn't close your eyes because the room was getting creepy.
Were those eyeballs in the closet?
Was that Godzilla in the hall?
There was something big and hairy casting shadows on the wall.
Now your heart is beating like a drum,

The Lord has given this land to us
No need to fuss, He knows what He's doing
We know that He will take care of us
If we will follow Him
God's way is the best way
Now that I know, He loves me so
His way is the best way!
And that's the way for me!

Have you ever seen a boy with funny clothes?
A girl with braces on her teeth or freckles on her nose?
Some kids call them odd balls, some kids call them weird
Is it my imagination or does aunt ruth have a beard?
God makes lots of people in all colors, shapes and sizes
He loves them very much and what we need to realize is:
That calling people names because they're different is wrong
Instead we need to look on them in love and sing this song

Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
She lived by herself in a house in a tree.
Her butlers would show up each morning at nine
They'd open the door to hear Madame whine.
Madame: I'm so blue-hoo-hoo,
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
I'm so blue I don't know what to do!

Thank God for this day
For the sun in the sky for my mom and my dad
For my piece of apple pie!

For our home on the ground
For His love that's all around
That's why I say thanks every day!

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red and yellow, black and white
They are precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

Jesus cares for all the children
All the children of the world

When I was a boy I went to church back home in Arizona
And that is where I heard the tale of a man whose name was Jonah
now Jonah was a prophet, but that's not why he's remembered
They tell the tale, Cause in a whale he nearly was dismembered!
CHORUS
Jonah was a prophet
oo-ooh!
but he really never got it

Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
Jericho, Jericho
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
And the walls came tumbling down!

You may talk about your men of Gideon
You may talk about your men of Saul
But there's none like good old Joshua

What are you doing?

We are going to knock your wall down

By walking around in circles?

Yes it's not cause we're crazy or anything
Our God told us to do it this way

Narrator: "One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one
of his deepest fears ..."
Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,
that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."
Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Larry: "That'd be too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don't like you I
think you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."
Archibald: "That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn't have doesn't have a
Tail it's not a monkey
Well maybe we could catch it on the tape
If it doesn't have a tail it's
Not a monkey if it
Doesn't have a tail it's not

My Day
As sung by: “Junior Asparagus”

Intro
In my bed I start to pray
And tell God all about my day

Verse 1

We Left It On The Beach
We Were Looking For The Clapping Past
Something Came Up Behind Us
It Was A Rock Monster

Rock Monster rock Monster

We Were On The Beach

And now it's time for
Schoolhouse Polka with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes
Out and sings a schoolhouse polka

Whether, whether, whether, whether
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather

You're feelin' pretty blue
You didn't do what God requested
Yeah, I'd be mopin' too
If I was gonna be digested
This ain't a pretty picture, no
I said, it ain't a pretty sight, no
You ran from God this morning and you're
Whale chow tonight!

Seek ye first the Kingdom of God
And his righteousness
And all these things shall be added onto you
Allelu, alleluia

Ask and it shall be given unto you
Seek and ye shall find
Knock and the door shall be opened onto you

The B-IB-L-E yes that's the book for me
I stand alone on the Word of God
The B-IB-L-E (Oh yeah)

The B-IB-L-E yes that's the book for me
I stand alone on the Word of God
The B-IB-L-E

Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot, I'm told
He's got lasers for eyes
And a microchip brain
His skin is terribly cold

We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange, amazing! But true!

Okay, Larry, it's time for the theme song

Uh y yeah, Bob what do I do?

Hm, let's see
Oh, I know! You play the guitar

Bob, I don't have any hands

We've got some news, good King Darius

We fear your position is precarious

There are some people here in Babylon

Who won't give you your due

Here we go zacchaeus was a wee little man
And a wee little man was he very little
He climbed up in a sycamore tree
For the Lord he wanted to see hello!
And as the Savior passed that way
He looked up in the tree
And he said, "Zacchaeus, you come down
For I'm going to your house today"