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Good morning Britain.....
Good morning Britain!
Nobody can believe
What the sun's gonna be.....

A married chap....
A married chap!
Been having it off with Annie

Out in the courtyard, cold & it's so hard
Now Betty's crying, she wants to die
Coz it's over, die, but she...

Knows that her grieving, it's not achieving
What Bet's believing, he will return

[Chorus:]

I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
To see for certain, what I thought I knew
Far far away, someone was weeping
But the world was sleeping, any dream will do

I wore my coat, with golden lining
Bright colours shinning, wonderful & new
And in the East, the dawn was breaking

Just like we had ffffeared, the mates we had have all disappeared
Nicky, Flip, Paul, Fat Bob and Ted, they all done a bunk & all got wed
OUT WITH THE LADS FOR A LAUGH AND A BEER, THOSE DAYS ARE NO LONGER 'ERE
WITH A LUMP IN YER THROAT & A SHIVER DOWN YER SPINE

THEY'RE THE MEMORIES OF 1979

[Chorus:]

You tell me, I'm not good e
Nough for you, what can I do?
Shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I got so sick I told a Vic
Are her dad, I must be mad,
Shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...

[Chorus:]

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, let's go, cat go, let go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, oh yes
You can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, let's go, cat go, let go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, oh no

Charlie was a loafer, Charlie was a lout, huh
But Charlie was the only bloke she ever cared about.

Each night when she's alone, Charlie's there

Charlie was an arse, and they said he didn't care
But Charlie had a heart, now with her everywhere.

Cloughy's lads are full o' gloom
Coz Cloughy's in the changin' room
Why can't he nick off & leave them be?
He screams & yells & just because
Cloughy knows that he's the boss
Cloughy's rough & tough Cloughy's barmy

Cloughy's in a huff & tense,

Old Jackie's gone to sea,
Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea,
Where will he be? when will we see?
Old Jackie at home on land from sea...

A secret mission he's been on
He's not been fishin' like they all say,
It's all hush hush

First of all there was Ray
He went with Deidre yeh Ray
Thought that he was the bee's knee
But now he's left her and she's pleased
And just in case you meet
Deidre down Coronation Street
She's a slag

You can guess whatlife for Dougy
is like, he wakes up in the street,
No home, no bed, he says he's lucky,
That he can smile and be happy

Dougy, Dougy, Giro,
Dougy, Dougy, Giro.

Oh! I woke up with a backache
Backache! Backache!
I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin
Where I found something for my backache
Backache! Backache!
I rubbed in some cream and started to scream! Oh no!!!

[Chorus:]

Glenda And The Test Tube Baby

Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooeee

Things Were Looking Gloomy And Glenda She Was Sad
Kevin Had Been Out With Carol Sands
But Glenda She Though Surely
It Can't Be That Bad, If I Had A Baby

Oh, I can't forget a girl I knew
H.O.'s her name, I bet
There's no one else to blame
For I used to be an easy going man
But now I'm the one of the millions
That she's made feel the same

Oh, she's a stick of dynamite

Oh! baby I fancy
What do you mean?
Baby I fancy
I know what you mean
Oooo ee Hanky Panky

I'm feeling randy
What do you mean?

[Chorus:]
Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
He's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket Edna's snuffed it Edna's dead.

9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed
"Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head

Harry's hands are hands of mystery
Connected to all calamities
Harry's hands are hands of mystery
They're accused of all burgiaries

Harry's hands ain't what they used to be
Harry's hands can't take anymore
Harry's hands are hands of honesty

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
they said you've been had
Untidy tart they told me so
the home that I once knew oo oo
was a filthy floozys pad
ONE MORE, TWO MORE
Fleas on the bedroom floor

Nobody loves me, nobody cares
Nobody invites me to the party - we don't want him there
Introverted, we stay
Sittin all alone his night is so sad - he ain't got no mates

[Chorus]
Don't say a word, don't say a word, don't say a word to me
My oh my, I just don't know why,

I'm A Telly Addict!

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.

Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish

I've got asthma and I can not breath
Can't breath at all!
I've got an inhaler with me
I am choking and my face is blue
Blue and it's getting worse!
I think I will have to lie down... coz
CHORUS:
I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA

Guess Who's Working On The Fiddle
Tell Me Who Works On The Fiddle
I'll Tell You Who Works On The Fiddle
Oooo Ooo Idle Gossip
Guess Whose Just Come Off The Pill
Tell Me Who's Come Off The Pill
Oooo Ooo Idle Gossip

"I'm so glad" he tells me and you, "It's so sad" we know it ain't true lies...
Oooh, in Tommy's head
He told me, "I'm head over heels," a phoney
We know how he feels, the torment that he feels...

In Tommy's head, he can't believe
In Tommy's head, she had to leave
In Tommy's head, he'll always yearn

Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army
Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously
She can't hide the misery, the upset & despair
When she found out Nobby had been having it off elsewhere
There's Eric & there's Robby & there's Derrick & there's Bobby
They gave her the elbow
There's Harry & there's Willy & there's Barry & there's Billy also

f you hoo hoo want a lesson or two,
take a hint you'll pay a mint at...
Modern School, Modern School,
they always say you are doing okay,
it's not true...

[Chorus:]
Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,

I gets me a night cap
She says gee, I feel crap
I shouts Oi! what's up?
Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much

She's gone, Yippee!
I turn on, the TV
But there's a snag, coz she's a bag,

To Bombay a travelling circus came
They brought an intelligent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night she slipped her iron chain,
and off she ran to Hindustan
and was never seen again

RIDIN' ALONG IN MY AUTOMOBILE
MY BABY BESIDE ME AT THE WHEEL
I STOLE A KISS AT THE TURN OF A MILE
MY CURIOSITY RUNNIN' WILD
CRUSIN' N' PLAYIN' THE RADIO O O
WITH NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO.

Ridin' along in a Mini Metro

The Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte

One more, one more, one more, one more...
Addict with an Apple Mac, megabyte maniac
Moron with a mouse mat, a junky
Distressed, you've guessed, obviously obsessesed
I, NEED MORE MEMORY!
He's a prat, he's a bore, with a word processor

Stoker is a boy in blue
and he must be the worst
He's a copper!
Stoker someday he'll get you
but you won't be the first
he's a copper
he's a police constable
that makes us feel uncomfortable

The Gas supply has been cut off, the tele's on the blink
Billy stinks, he drinks & spews up in the kitchen sink
He's sick of his bleedin' life, & he's gonna smack the wife in the jaw
Billy Mrs cleans and scrubs while Billy's down the boozer
But she's had a belly full now Billy's gonna lose her
She's in her dressing gown, Billy's breaking down the bedroom door

[Chorus:]

She Goes To Finos

Every Night I Know That She Goes To Finos
And Every Night I Know That She Sees Him
Every Night She Holds Him Tight At Finos
And Everynight It's Alright For Him

And She Goes... La La La La La La La To Finos

She looks so grand a one night stand maybe
I took my chance I said "let's dance baby"
How was he to know, she would never let him go
Back at my place, in an embrace, we were
And stuck together I could never leave her
If he only knew, he'd fallen for a tube o' super glue

[Chorus]

Rant n' rave, don't give a toss, show the snobs next who's boss
Turn the volume to size ten, they 'll never speak to you again
Sod the Sod the Sod the
Sod the Sod the Sod the

[Chorus:]
Sod the neighbours, we're not proud,
Turn it up loud, turn it up loud

Things do go wrong, it's not long since I've been blue,
But I know the remedy, I can see just what to do...

Don't be a coward, don't be yellow,
It always pays to be mellow,
Stay cool, stay free and then you will see,
It's best to stay mellow...

Long ago with vertigo, o, o
he had a fatal accident
the balance of barry's had went
and nothing could prevent him falling off
the bu, bu,bu bungalow

the night was young and barry begun downing a pint in the pub
the plan was he would have a curry then soak up the suds in the tub

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal
In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man pickin' on a guitar, playing it hot
an'
An' the devil jumped on a hickory stump an' said 'I'll tell ya what'
I guess you didn't know it, I'm a guitar player too,
and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a real good guitar boy, but give the devil his due,

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal
In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man pickin' on a guitar, playing it hot
an'
An' the devil jumped on a hickory stump an' said 'I'll tell ya what'
I guess you didn't know it, I'm a guitar player too,
and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a real good guitar boy, but give the devil his due,

Обратный отсчет

Мы улетаем все вместе,
Поэтому прощаемся.
И может, мы вернемся
На Землю, кто знает?
Я думаю, что никто не виноват,
Что мы покидаем землю (покидаем землю)

I'm always felling lonely

I'm always feeling blue

she was the one and only

she said sheloved me too

All our mates that we once knew said they were happy,
Always shouting in the street, just like you and me,
Always finding laughter, fun and games to play,
They of course have to agree,
Suddenly they were swept off their feet and gone,
They don't know what hit them,
Just like the rest, the girlfriends got the best,
And so the story just goes on...

We fight fot the Queen & country & we're back here again
OVER THE HILLS TO THE BATTLEFIELD 10 THOUSAND MARCHING MEN
We never say surrender butnow we must admit
SHOVE THE ROTTEN REGEMENT WE'RE OFF ON A MOONLIGHT FLIT

HO TALLY HO! THE BATTLE CRY OH! WE'RE OFF DOWN THE PUB
HO TALLY HO! A PINT & DECENT GRUB.

Insanity is everywhere,
It's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John,
Sirens are wailing everywhere,
Wars underway...

Down comes a bomb from the sky to the ground,
The score's two one it's the enemy's round,
But we'll all be dead coz the whole world's gone...

Yesterday, Huey's lips were smiling
Yesterday, when Huey was around

She would never have no fear
When she knew Huey was ere'
She still hears the sound...

Yesterday, Huey's voice a calling

An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly
sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries
you'll laugh all the way with so little to pay
sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys.

The food will choke you, the staff provoke you
the captain doesn't care noooo
the captain doesn't care noooo

There's a fella from a film
reminds me of Duncan Goodewe
but he's not a proper skinhead
cause he hasn't got a tattoo

He's not as wise as he seems
coz he's just an actor
he's a dunce, I've never seen