- 2nd Hottest Girl
You're the second hottest girl
I've ever seen
On the show you're on
with three other girls.
I mean, there are three girls on the show
You're 2 out of 3,
I'm just trying to be transparent.
- Bonar Smash
Вступление:
I don't workout
But I look like a doo
It's embarrassing
I don't know what to do
It's like a zoo, when i go to the club
All the lady's wonna look at and feed me stuff.
And I'm like "Why you tryin' feed girl, the same as zoo?"
- Dramatic song
This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at writing words
If you don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good
You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm singing about
The lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout
- GET BLOODY Daft Punk Happy Wheels Parody
I always dreamt of BMX. Ha!
Got no more time for dreaming.
My Ex-Wife resisted bringing our
9 year old son Timmy
(No dad, I don't - I don't wanna go. I really don't.
Shut up son)
- It's too late Windows 7
It's been a couple years since Windows Vista came around
Since then I've gotten sick of that f**kin' fatal error sound
And here comes Windows 7
Everybody thinks it looks so great
Microsoft, I'm sorry
Vista sucked balls, and I couldn't wait
It's too late, I got a Mac
- Literal Hitman Absolution Trailer
Rundown motel is not classy.
47 didn't make enough blood money.
That, or he spent it on a big nun party.
He's hurt bad. Shoulda played on easy.
Nun bling jingling, getting pretty breezy.
You probably shouldn't wear a white shirt.
- Literal Mass Effect 3 Trailer
Spaceships flew, but one's out of fuel.
Emergency land,
Let the giant little girl help you.
Brace yourself, giant little girl's got you.
The ladybug goes off to turn on the song.
Girl gets up to chase the
Music loving ladybug lands on a flower.
Chase the bug away.
- LITERAL The Hunger Game
Metal letters Lions Gate.
Clouds in background dissipate.
Cue black transitional fade.
It's Daft Punk costume contest day.
Teleport behind the doors.
Teleport again once more.
Daft-not-so-punk if they open doors.
- NEW YEARS RAP
We're just a couple of guys
who are wearing visors in Hawaii
Now we're having a candlelit dinner,
waiter brought me Ahi.
I said Mahi Mahi, not Ahi,
but I bet that's a common mistake
when you take the order from a guy
who stutters when he orders tuna steak.
- push
We’re going back and forth for too long,
it’s about time we’re finally done.
We both crossed the lines that we’ve drawn,
time to trace them down to the end.
Sometimes it’s so hard to know
you can't win this fight, despite everything.
I see it in your eyes - you would
- SAFETY TORCH
Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly.
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you.
Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a
SAFETY PORCH!
- The Sideburns Song
Side burns.
On the side of my face.
As my head turns,
you can see they're in the same place.
On either side. Burns.
They can't be replaced.
My insides burn,
when I think of the days
- There's a Floppy Disk on the Floor
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway.
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home it betta be done."
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
- Titanfall
Everything is on fire.
Only one to survive
thinks his time's best spent
putting rocks on his dead friend.
'Cause he can't do this alone,
so he waits for respawn,
but it's taking too long...