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Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom)

Well I just love the holiday.
Christmas Lights. Santa's Sleigh.
Early rise, I'm on the way.
When to my surprise, under the tree...
the presents were open.
Who opened my presents?
Who the f*** broke in
and started opening

Crytek. Signal's weak.
EA, off, on, rotate.
Helicopter fly away.
Car alarm saved the day.
Evacuation Manhattan sealed off.
The best looking game on consoles CVG.
Underwater liberty pan cut city.
Night time cut to the beat,

Don't look at the Damned Guy,
and he just fades away.
There's some text inside some flames.
Saturn is really close.
Pan down the city
Hot chick turning, Isaac rocking.
Shake your head, and while he's talking,
words appear over his shoulder.

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

I'm almost outta school
Life couldn't be sweeter
I just got the chills, MOM TURN ON THE HEATER!
MOM, could you turn on the heater?
After a High School degree, Is my education through?
Hell No, I got debt to accrue!
besides, think about it
I'm graduating in May

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

Orange hued city.
Orange hued university.
Lower frame rates increase drama.
There's probably a bunch of drama that happened in this house
you can tell by the lowered frame rate...
Probably a bunch of drama happened in this forest,
you can tell by the way it fades to black and it stays on black for way too long
to put the trees a safe distance from the RAPID EXPLOSIONS.

Spinning tree, snow falling,
Superhero falling.
Heart batter's almost gone,
he's been getting picked on.
His life flashes before him.

Marvel

Chicken..
Nugget, Biscuit, Nugget in a biscuit.

Nugget, Biscuit, Nugget in a biscuit.

Nugget, Biscuit, Nugget in a biscuit.

Dip it all in mashed potato.

Look at little TimTim sleeping so quietly
WAKE UP TIMTIM WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER!!!!!!
don't be scared Timmy or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear lucky for you
I've got a
SAFTEY TORCH
Put it on your porch make a
SAFETY TORCH

I need some shortcuts so I can be the very best employee of all
I need some shortcuts so I can never gain office software with blazing speed
A storm is a brewin a product of achieve,
Inside of cubicle assigned to me
The task at hand fall one by one
Victim to the weapons of mass production
Ouh, ouh, production, ah, ah

Look at the sugar cane...

Going to cut it
Into pieces
While it thinks that it's
Going to live
Look at the family of sugar canes.
*Grunt* There goes the oldest one.

Warner Bros. New Line Merto
Stop to say hello
to your eccentric neighbor.
The actor who used to play Bilbo
is too old... so they recast him.
Now he's younger,
and Gandalf's still old as hell.
No Offense Ian McKellan

Sideburns on the side of my face,
As my head turns,
You can see they’re in the same place.
On either side-burns,
They can’t be replaced
My insides burn, when I think of the days before my…
My sideburns, look at my sideburns
But don’t touch my sideburns

Light. Out of focus nose and fade to darkness.
Fade in all-cap white letters that spell Bethesda Softworks.
Eye've never heard of Machinegames.
Wake up from a nightmare. Flashback: black and white
airplane opens the bomb bay doors
to change the outcome of the war.
Cremated Nazi ashes used as weapon by the fascists.
Oxygen becomes Nazigen.

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!