Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie все тексты (слова) песен, переводы, видео, клипы

intro:

You see, I come from a time in the nineteen-hundred and seventies when computers were used for two things: to either go to the moon, or play Pong, nothing in between, you see. You didn’t need a fancy operating system to play Pong, and the men who went to the moon — God Bless ‘em — did it with no mouse, and a plain text-only black-and-white screen, and 32 kilobytes of RAM.

But then ’round ’bout the late 70’s, home computers started to do a little more than play Pong… very little more. Like computers started to play games, and balance checkbooks, and why… you could play Zaxxon on your Apple II, and write a book! All with a computer that had 32 kilobytes of RAM! It was enough to go to the moon, it was enough for you.

It was a golden time. A time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the internet and bloatware, and a time before every OS sucked!

Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
Well, he thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,