Loaded gunMy right hand holds a cold corona bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin
Bad ReputationYou've got a bad reputation that's a what you got
A bad reputation but I like it a lot
A bad reputation and it's all over town
A bad reputation and it's going around
A bad reputation (bad reputation!)
A bad reputation (bad reputation!)
You're a bad little chick and that's the word on the street
Chasing RainbowsPeople go off chasin' rainbows
Looking for a pot of gold
Go and gamble the casino of life
In the end they've got to fold
The world is beautiful and wondrous
There's lots to see and lots to do
But don't forget the place you came from
Galaxy 500You take the dog
I'll take the Galaxy 500
You get the cat
I get the couch you don't want anymore
You take the fish
I'll take the bowl
You take the dishes
Generation WhyBeatnik slacker hippie or a freak,
Ain't it all the same thing all of us seek
What our parents do, way back when?
Makes me hear the same thing again and again.
Generation Why,
Generation Why.
I'm Your Pet RockI came with instructions that made you laugh
It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs
You think that shredded paper is all I need
Pull my instructions from the box and reread
Chorus:
I'm your pet rock
Your rock
In Your Wildest DreamsLate at night, and you're sleeping,
You'll hear my lonesome call,
And you'll feel my waiting lips
barely touching you at all
But it's only as real
As any dream can seem
I'll see you,
Jezebel(originally performed by Frankie Laine)
Jezebel
Jezebel
If ever the Devil was born without a pair of horns
It was you, Jezebel, it was you
If ever an angel fell
KingHere comes the king
King!
King!
Here in my castle, I'm king of the house
Slippers, paper, pipe, and dog
Easy chair and a burning log
Something smells good in the kitchen tonight
Loco Gringos Like A PartyLoco gringos like a party with five bails of, hay!
Jumpin' in the dumpster with pepe, ole!
Loco gringos like a party
And they like their women firm
And when they drink tequila
They fight for the worm
fruit fly showed me
Lonesome Train WhistleHear that long lonesome train
Whistle crying in the wind
Hear that long lonesome sound
That's become my only friend
When it whispers out my name
That's when the tears begin to roll
Because the world out there awaits me
Native Tongue Of LoveMidnight blue sky,
Misty bedroom eyes,
Lips of red red wine,
Kisses, all them mine.
The native tongue of love,
The native tongue of love,
Instinct knows the meaning of,
Nurture My PigHey baby I got a pig
I got a pig and it`s pink and big
Hey baby I got a pig
Yeah come on baby you and my pig
Nurture my pig
Now you talk that slop now baby
And my pig he loves that slop
Psychobilly FreakOutIt's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
I'll tell you what it is! (what is it God dang it!?)
It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!
rural point of viewYeah, I've got a rural point of view
But I think I know the urban one, too
You don't need a gun
If you can just call 9-1-1
And a cop is at your door in just a few
They wanna take away my pickup truck
But a small electric car just gets stuck
SlowMade up my mind a long time ago
Ain't no reason not to take it slow
It took a long time but I learned what they like
Once you've learned my lesson it's like ridin' a bike
Slow, Slow, learn my lesson
Slow, Slow
Spend A Night In The Boxsay something wrong
spend a night in the box
stay out too long
spend a night in the box
Sue Jack DanielsLast night I had a run in with an old friend of mine
Everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea
Then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor
Lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no!!
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
Hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
He hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
The Devil's Chasing MeSunset lights the sky
And a shadow'll remain
Black clouds in the east
And there's twisters underneath
A long black limousine
And there's a demon at the wheel
And ol' sly Satan's in the back
He says he wants to make a deal
The Party In Your Headat the party in your head, sure that sounds like fun
the carpet bagger brings, you party in the sun
eye balls in full bloom,do you ever go to bed
don't ever wind up dead, at the party in your head
the party in your head
the party in your head
the party in your head
theres a little bit of everything in texasThere's a little bit of everything in Texas
Just look around and you will see
There's a little bit of everything in Texas
And a whole lot of Texas in me
There are forty seven states around there
And each of them have treasures of their own
And everything they boast of I sure found it
Unlucky In Lovemy first love she left me all alone
my second love she cut me to the bone
my third forth and fifth lord tear me up above
why am I unlucky in love?
oh Lord forgive me I have sinned
and my days may very well be near an end
my unworthy lifes aren't to defend