- Back to the Basement
Nothing’s cool and I don’t mean to bitch
But I’m bummed out and I’m sick of this shit
Used to be every band had balls
Now everybody’s wimpy hanging at the mall
What happened to Black Flag
Sid and Nancy too
I swear I’ve gone mental-crazy
- Boobarella
BooBarella, it's funny that's her name
Since I've seen her, I've never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where i've been all day
Because you already know what I'll say
- Danny Vapid Aint A Faggot
Фронтмен The Methadones, а также The Mopes
Он носит бейсболку с надписью "Green Day ", он не смотрит новости
Он грубый, он жёсткий, с ним весело,
Но он - не грёбаный клоун
Он - Дэнни Вэпид, панк-рокер - о, да!
Дэнни Вэпид - не мудак
Дэнни Вэпид - не мудак
- Fuck This World
I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon
And now I just don't care what's going on outside this room
Things aren't getting better
My future's not too bright
Fuck the world I'm hanging out with you tonight
Me and you will walk around so pointlessly
Smashing things, jacked up on way too much caffeine
- Houston We Have A Problem
Better get the Xanax cause I think I'm in a panic
And my brain is really getting fried
The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner
Cause the evidence supports my find
I mention German Measles cause my buddy's name is Weasel
And the only word I found to rhyme
Lately I've been thinking that this ain't my line of business
- I Can't Get Over You
Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the
same
Time flies, and I realize what I thought was love was just a
game
Passing by the places where you used to be
What I wouldn't give to have you here with me
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
- I Enjoy Being a Boy
I live in a cucumber castle
One the bank of a cranberry sea
And starfish dance under my drawbridge
And black birds make nests in my tree
I enjoy being a boy in love with you
I enjoy being a boy in love with you
In love with you girl
- I Never Got the Girl
I never got the girl till you
Came along and said, "I wouldn't
mind to hang around a while."
Now the sun - it's always shining every day
Because you're never far away.
And things are going fine.
- I'm Nowhere At All
No one knows how old I am,
But I remember Vietnam.
I tell them I don't dye my hair.
I hate my life, and I don't care.
I'm nowhere at all.
I wish I was back in L.A.
- It's Cold Outside
Well my world used to be sunny
and jokes used to be funny
but now you´re gone
and everything's turned around
Well my world used to be warm
and there never was a storm
but now you´re gone and
- Kicked Out of the Webelos
This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Punched her in her snotty nose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Daddy beat me with a hose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
- Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter
Lyrics to Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter :
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
I don't wanna hear her stupid name
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
The verdict's in I declare I'm insane
I'm done professing undying love forever more
And holding hands inside a store 2-4
And overnighting chocolate kisses to her in the mail
- My Cunt's A Cunt
Before we went out
I used to think that she was hot
And now I really see her
And I see that she's not
With the mouth of a pirhana -
that's always full
And the face of a rabit pit bull
- Noodlebrain
Sittin' drinkin' a brew, tryin' not to think of you
I think you suck, you acted like a slut
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up - this stupid song's for you
You're a noodle brain and I hate you
You're a noodle brain you're ugly
- Peppermint Girl
She's shooting arrows through my heart
Builds me up then tears me apart
She looks hot but she's so cool
She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know
It's really stupid but I love her so
I'm only hoping that she wants to know
So cool, so neat and so sweet, she's
- Psycho Over You
When I lie awake, and I dream all night,
Then I see a girl like you.
And you're always there, and you're my best friend.
And you're into what I do.
You're the girl that the boys want,
That'll make their dreams come true.
When I need a friend, you always
- Punk Rock Girl
Leather jackets,
stupid boyfriends
poor report cards,
life is just a ball.
Hi-top chucks and bubblegum oh my gosh,
I'd love to love em al.l
They're so cool,
their styles never cramped.
- Punk Rock Girls.
Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends,
Poor report cards, Life is just a ball.
Hi-top Chucks and bubblegum
And oh my gosh I`d Love to love them all.
They`re so cool, their style is never cramped,
Too much of everything and everyone is amped.
Well, don`t get hot and bothered.
Listen, I know I got problems
- Tangerine
Tangerine honey don't be afraid
Everyone gets hurt now and then
Tangerine take a walk in the rain
Watch it turning to snow again
It seems kind of funny when I look back on it now
I'm still working on sorting it out
Time away might have helped to create
- The Sun Always Shines Around You
Oh how I wish and hope it's true
That you know I'm in love with you
'Cause you seem to have forgotten I exist
And do you even remember that we kissed
And I'm wondering what you're thinking of me
Silly words we didn't mean
Hot and cold and in between
- This Place Sucks
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
I don't know just where to go.
There's things I don't wanna know.
My group is playing really slow.
- Tic Tic Toc
Tic tic toc,
My heart is in hock.
Just after one look, I was hooked.
Oh yeah - sha, na, na, na, na
Just one kiss.
I never knew this.
I never knew love was a beautiful thing,
- Ursula Finally Has Tits
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13 year old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
And we all love her - Ursula
We all love her - Ursula
We all love her - Ursula
Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited!