- Be Polite
Oh, Mac!
Yes, chum?
Could you please pass me the cream
For my cup of tea?
I would be delighted!
Well, thank you!
Not at all, thank you for your thank you!
Oh, well you're welcome for my thank you.
- Merrie Melodies - Cock of the Walk
I say, I say,
Everyday I go out walkin'.
All them ladies start a' squakin'.
'Cause they know that I'm the coolest bird around.
Now son, I've been to Paris.
On a boat with fifty sails.
Got thrown into the water
and I wrestled me a whale.
- Merrie melodies - President's day
When the snow flurries swirl
And we're all filled with cheer,
It's time to celebrate
My favourite holiday of the year...
"Y'know which one I'm talkin' about... Presidents' Day."
It's Presidents' Day, it's time to reflect
On those wonderful men that we elect.
- Merrie Melodies - The Long Eared Drifter
Well Long Eared Drifter riding ‘cross the plain. Nobody'd ever seen him, Nobody knew his name. When he stormed into town and reached For some filtered water. And some carrot nibblers.
Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said, "Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.” But the stranger just shook his head and said, "I’ll have a mesa salad. 'Cause there's good carbs and bad carbs and every cowboy knows, The carbs from fruits and vegetables will help you fit your clothes. Speaking of which I’m gonna need , Some more carrot nibblers.”
Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise, He had gristle in his teeth and diabetes in his eyes. He said "Bart, you and me's gonna square off, Over a yogurt parfait."
But Bart scooped up the woman and he took off riding hard, He took her to a taco stand that makes everything with lard. He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, beef and flour, He said “Girl, you're gonna eat these even if it takes an hour.”