BB Gun SongKeep It Rollin Sammy:
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister up on each bun
I'd Like to shoot you in the ass with a BB Gun
I'd Love to rub your tooth brush on a sick monkey's butt
If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be ToughIf your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Well, I drenched my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be toughIf your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up,
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough, to know,
If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Well, I drenched my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
Party In My PantsThere's a party in my pants and you're invited,
A big fiesta in my trousers and I'm excited,
I'm so happy my lil' cupcake and I can't hide it,
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
I'm sick and tired of being sad and broke an busted,
I'm takin' leave of my troubles today,
I never think you don't wanna get shattered,
Somebody Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In TonightWell, now the band is rockin'
And everybody's feelin' alright ALRIGHT!
Said, Wednesday evenin' there's sure gonna be a fight
BE A FIGHT!
Ah, Somebody's gonna get their head KICKED IN TONIGHT!
Now the crowd is screamin' and
Everybody's shoutin' for more MORE!
Said there's gonna be a pool of blood on
There's A Party In My Pants, And You're InvitedThere's a party in my pants and you're invited,
A big fiesta in my trousers and I'm excited,
I'm so happy my lil' cupcake and I can't hide it,
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
I'm sick and tired of being sad and broke an busted,
I'm takin' leave of my troubles today,
I never think you don't wanna get shattered,