- Baby I'm Drunk
Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby,
Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby,
Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby,
Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby.
You don't have to remind me,
I smell like a skunk,
Excuse me baby but,
- Baddest Of The Bad
I'm the baddest of the bad
Since you've been gone,
The baddest of the bad,
Since you've been gone.
I lay around here
And I just drink beer
The baddest of the bad,
- Bales Of Cocaine
Well, I was workin' on my farm 'bout 1982,
Pullin' up some corn and a little carrot, too
When two low-flying aeroplanes, 'bout a hundred feet high
Dropped a bunch o' bales o' somethin', some hit me in the eye...
So I cut a bale open, an' man was I surprised
Bunch o' large sized baggies, with big white rocks inside
So I took a little sample to my crazy brother Joe
- Big Red Rocket Of Love
I got a red car with blue tail lights
Shiny red seats with piping in white
Leopard skin dash with a louvered hood
She goes ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba when she's runnin' good
Lets go
Ride into the mountains above
It's low
- Crooked Cigarette
Well it's wet,
It's all broken and wet,
But I take what I get,
I got a crooked cigarette.
Well she left,
She left me with a hell of a debt,
But no sweat,
- Death Metal Guys
Rockabilly guys may be insane
But rockabilly guys, they don’t eat brains
Those death metal guys, they like to wear black
They like to draw pentagrams on their back
They like headbangin’, those death metal guys
Rockabilly guys like hot rod cars
They like hot women and their neighborhood bar
- loco gringos like a party
loco gringos like a
party with five bails
of, hay!
jumpin' in the dumpster
with pepe, ole!
loco gringos like a party
and they like their women firm
and when they drink tequila
- Longest Gonest Man
When your little lady just won't treat you right
And your friends are asking why you fuss and fight
Sometimes you're on the edge of letting go
Sometimes she up and calls you so and so
When you just can't take no more
Say you're headed for the store
And be the longest gonest man she never did not found no more
- Lying To Myself
There's some misinformation
There's a lot of stuff going around
There's a lot of people flapping' their jaw
All over this town
But none of those people
Really know about me and you
It's none of their business
What you and I do
- My Hat
Wake up in the morning
A smile on my face
Nothing but love for the human race
But then something goes wrong or something ain't right
I find myself in a great big fight
My hat, my hat
Is getting handed to me (2x)
- Nurture My Pig
Hey baby I got a pig
I got a pig and it's pink and big
Hey baby I got a pig
Yeah come on baby you and my pig
Nurture my pig
Now you talk that slop now baby
And my pig he loves that slop
- Perfect
Perfection is not in the cards
Not by miles or a couple of yards
That may be real
That may be true
But that doesn't mean
I'm not perfect for you
I'm not bragging' just stating a fact
- Psychobilly Freak Out
It's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
I'll tell you what it is! (what is it God dang it!?)
It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!
- Sermon On The Jimbo
I have a very dear friend.
And I won’t say who he is, but
he has a bad problem with women. (Oh no!)
I want to tell you that this friend of mine just lusts for those women too much.
This friend of mine, now, I said I won’t say who.
Well just has a hard time with his demonic thoughts of women
& the downright sinful things that he would do with them
if he lost his most important will & promise. (Ha, ha ha, ha…Oh no!)
- Smell Of Gasoline
Betty was a girl
I knew back in school
A really funny person
She was pretty cool
She said that pistons pumping
Really turned her on
But the next thing she said
Was way long gone
- Spooky Boots
knew a guy who lived in Santa Fe
Had a girl he loved who went away
Said her name was Spooky Boots that's all
It's the only name he ever knew to call
She left in the middle of the night
And it's strange they never even had a fight
And he spends every Saturday now
- Wiggle Stick
I got a wiggle stick, momma
And you'll like it a lot
I got a wiggle stick, momma
And you'll like it a lot
When I start to shake baby what I got
You start to shake it with me honey
Things get hot