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Dank Christmas Memes m8

Pyro and Baman have known each other for a while now. They've been friends, but each of them wanted more. Every night after ending their Skype call, both Pyro and Baman would furiously masturbate while thinking of the other. It was torture, especially to Pyro, that he couldn't have all of Baman's sweet, tender body. Every night when he would think about Baman, his tits would leak a sort of thick milk substance that would get all over the bed (he ended up using it as lube and pretended that it was Baman's sweet seed). Pyro decided that he had enough torture; he wanted to tell Baman exactly how he felt.

It was Christmas Eve, and Pyro and Baman had said their goodnights via Skype. After getting off, however, Pyro felt that this was the right time to tell Baman how he felt. He rushed outside to his Prius, since he's a complete faggot, and floored it to Baman's house. After a 30 minute drive, he arrived. Pyro jumped out of his faggoty-ass car and rushed into Baman's house.

Baman was in the living room stroking his cock to a picture of Pyro on his computer. He was aiming right at the face on his computer screen, about to cum all over it. Before unleashing his massive load tonight, however, Pyro burst through the door with his sexy ass titties swinging around like nobody's business. He looked Baman right in the eyes and tied his own tits in a bow while maintaining eye contact. This caused his chunky-ass milk to leak out of his right tit. Immediately, Baman jumped on the scene and started lapping up the leaking milk from the floor. Sexy Pyro pulled out his handy strap on dildo with 3 heads and an 8 inch length. He strapped on the dildo and inserted it into Baman's throbbing, pink, frothy, begging asshole.