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I'm so bored.
So very very bored.
I'd rather watch a bunch of cupcakes sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door.

It's so dull, there's nothing to say.
I'd rather sugar coat a leprechaun, feed it to a dog and then go play some croquet.

Where did the funny go?

Do you hear the critics sing
Sing about how they don't agree
It is a metaphor for life
Where mouths are big and speech is free
When the pundits all concur
You need to pinch yourself because
You must be dreaming if that happens
It never does

I just got back watching Frozen tonight
Not a bad scene to be…seen
The music’s so damn awesome
And it fit the film perfectly
I wonder if anyone online feels the same
Holy shit they do, actually it’s…pretty Goddamn insane
Wow

NC: One big song

Big enough that we leave them on

But not so big that we blow our wad

Let's rock the viewers to the core but leave them longing for one more

Santa Christ, Santa Christ
We all love Santa Christ,
He is Santa and Jesus,
God damn its Santa Christ!
He atoned for all our sins
But he also likes pancakes,
He saves puppies from a fire
And he also likes pancakes.

NC: Oooooh, 4 nations exist called Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water,
Til Fire decided things should get hotter,
Invasions aren’t nice, but then to break the ice,
Aang the Avatar rose to make them pay the price.

KATEARA: Katara and Sokka help him to keep in the know,
Flying what looks like a white Neighbor Totoro,
Chased by their foe, a young prince named Zuko,

X-Men are cool
X-Men rule
They're no fools
X-Mens duel
Fighting ghouls
They're not tools
Breaking rules
(X-Men kick major X-ass!)