2011 Tony Awards Opening NumberIf you've seen a show
Then you already know,
How magical theater can be
It's the two our lifes
Action barely unfortabble
And let's the virgin of Glee
So this song goes out to the rest of you,
Those who've never seen theater before.
Barny's songPulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan.
Oh! Heather's hot, Heather's hot
And we'll go all the way...
I wish I could see her naked
Brand New DayThis appeared as a moral dilemma
Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
The worst of the plague that devoured humanity
It’s true I was vague on the ‘How’
so how can it be that you have shown me the light?
It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
Broadway is not just for gays anymore2011 Tony Awards Opening Number
[Neil Patrick Harris (born June 15, 1973)]
Good Evening. Good Evening. I’m teen heartthrob Neil Patrick Harris. It’s an honor to be back hosting the 65th Annual Tony Awards, and I’d like to deliver a very important message on behalf of all of us who care so deeply about this community.
If you’ve seen a show, then you already know
how magical theater can be.
It’s a two-hour, live-action, barely affordable,
Everything You EverHere lies everything
The world I wanted at my feet
My victory’s complete
So hail to the king
(Everything you ever)
Arise and see
Go biggerI can break your heart
with a work of art
and a song that's quiet and small
but we're back where we began it all
Radio City Music Hall
So tonight we might go bigger
That's right it's bigger
Look AwayLook away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode
Is nothing but dismay
So look away
Look away, look away
Three children lose their home
Moving PicturesWow, check out this place. Check out everything.
Check out the glamour, the glitter,
people Tweeting on the Twitter
and no one's drunk and bitter yet 'cuz no one has lost.
Look at the diamonds, the dresses,
people going to excesses,
the stress is on and everybody's fingers are crossed.
My EyesЛюбой дурень с половиной мозга
может понять, что человечество
сошло с ума.
Смогу ли я разрушить статус-кво,
если в воду брошу яд.
Прислушайтесь ко всем сердцам
и услышьте, как они разбиваются.
New PlanI love this aberration
An unforeseen complication
Cause for celebration
I think from where I stand
There is a strong demand
To play my role
To seize control
This calls for new plan
Sugar DaddyI've got a sweet tooth
for licorice drops and jelly roll,
Hey sugar daddy,
Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl.
I'll lay out fine china on the linen
And polish up the chrome
and if you've got some sugar for me,
Sugar Daddy, bring it home.
Обажаю КлассикуThis appeared as a moral
dilemma ‘cause at first
It was weird though I swore to
eliminate the worst
Of the plague that devoured
humanity it’s true
I was vague on the “how”
so how can it be that you
пугаетLook at these people – amazing how sheep’ll
Show up for the slaughter
No one condemning you – lined up like lemmings
You led to the water
Why can’t they see what I see? Why can’t they hear the lies?
Maybe the fee’s too pricey for them to realize
Your disguise is slipping
I think you’re slipping