Well, we think this world Is a real nice place But we think that it's a crime That we should have a older brother Who picks on us all the time So, next time he's sleeping in his room We're goin' to sneak in and tie him Then we'll take him out into the street And see if someone will buy him
Brother for sale Only fifty cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only fifty cents
Hey, would anybody like to buy A slightly used big brother? Even if you have one now Trade him for another He will help you with the chores And he's fairly clean The only problem is, sometimes He can be so mean!
Brother for sale Twenty-five cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Twenty-five cents
If mom knew we were selling him We would really get it Buy him now, don't pay 'til June On approved credit Buy him now, and we'll tell you What we will do, mister We'll even throw into the deal Our little baby sister
Brother for sale Only ten cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only ten cents
He will always pick you up When you take a fall And he's good at showing you How to catch a ball He always tells these funny jokes And does this crazy dance Hey, wait! He sounds like a pretty nice guy... Let's give him one more chance
Our brother's not for sale Not for any price Our brother's not for sale We guess he will suffice We like to hug him We like to bug him He's really rather nice Our brother's not for sale Not, For any price!
Мы думаем, что этот мир - Действительно замечательное место, Но мы считаем преступлением то, Что у нас есть старший брат, Который всё время задирает нас. В следующий раз, когда он будет спать в своей комнате, Мы подкрадёмся и свяжем его, Затем мы вытащим его на улицу И посмотрим, купит ли его кто-нибудь...
Продается брат, Всего 50 центов. Продается брат, Он дёшево вам обойдётся, Зато вы сможете крепко обнимать его, Приставать к нему, Вы могли бы купить его или взять напрокат. Продается брат, Всего 50 центов!
Эй, хотел бы кто-нибудь купить Слегка б/у-шного старшего брата? Даже если сейчас у вас есть такой, Обменяйте его на другого - Он поможет вам с работой по дому И он достаточно чистоплотный. Единственная проблема – иногда Он может быть таким вредным!
Продается брат, Всего 25 центов. Продается брат, Он дёшево вам обойдётся, Зато вы сможете крепко обнимать его, Приставать к нему, Вы могли бы купить его или взять напрокат. Продается брат, Всего 25 центов!
Если бы мама знала, что мы продаем его, Мы бы точно получили по шее. Купите его сейчас, можете не платить до июня Согласно утвержденному кредиту. Купите его сейчас, и мы скажем вам Что мы сделаем, мистер, Мы даже включим в сделку Нашу маленькую сестренку...
Продается брат, Всего 10 центов. Продается брат, Он дёшево вам обойдётся, Зато вы сможете крепко обнимать его, Приставать к нему, Вы могли бы купить его или взять напрокат. Продается брат, Всего 10 центов!
Он всегда поднимет вас, Если вы упадете, И умело покажет вам, Как ловить мяч. Он всегда рассказывает свои забавные шуточки И исполняет этот сумасшедший танец. Эй, подожди! Звучит так, будто он отличный парень… Давай дадим ему ещё один шанс!
Наш брат не продаётся Ни за какую цену! Наш брат не продаётся Пожалуй, он и нас сгодится. Нам нравится крепко обнимать его И приставать к нему. Пожалуй, он, действительно, замеч Well, we think this world Is a real nice place But we think that it’s a crime. That we should have a older brother Who picks on us all the time So, next time he's sleeping in his room We're goin 'to sneak in and tie him Then we'll take him out into the street. And see if someone will buy him
Brother for sale Only fifty cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only fifty cents
Hey would anybody like to buy A slightly used big brother? Even if you have one now Trade him for another He will help you with the chores And he's fairly clean The only problem is, sometimes He can be so mean!
Brother for sale Twenty-five cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Twenty-five cents
If mom knew we were selling him We would really get it Buy him now, don't pay 'til June On approved credit Tell him now What we will do mister We'll even throw in the deal Our little baby sister
Brother for sale Only ten cents Brother for sale He's not a big expense You can hug him You can bug him You could buy or rent Brother for sale, Only ten cents
He will always pick you up When you take a fall And he's good at showing you How to catch a ball Jokes And this crazy dance Hey wait! He sounds like a pretty nice guy ... Let's give him one more chance
Our brother's not for sale Not for any price Our brother's not for sale We guess he will suffice We like to hug him We like to bug him He's really rather nice Our brother's not for sale Not, For any price!
We think this world is Really wonderful place But we consider it a crime That we have an older brother, Who's bullies us all the time. The next time he sleeps in his room, We sneak up and tie him, Then we pull him outside And see if anyone buys it ...
Brother for sale Only 50 cents. Brother for sale It will cost you cheaply But you can hold him tight, Pester him You could buy it or rent it. Brother for sale Only 50 cents!
Hey would anyone buy Slightly used big brother? Even if you now have one, Exchange it for another - He will help you with housework. And he is quite neat. The only problem is sometimes It can be so harmful!
Brother for sale Only 25 cents. Brother for sale It will cost you cheaply But you can hold him tight, Pester him You could buy it or rent it. Brother for sale Only 25 cents!
If mom knew we were selling it, We would definitely get it in the neck. Buy it now, you can not pay until June According to the approved loan. Buy it now and we will tell you What we do, mister, We will even include in the deal Our little sister ...
Brother for sale Only 10 cents. Brother for sale It will cost you cheaply But you can hold him tight, Pester him You could buy it or rent it. Brother for sale Just 10 cents!
He will always lift you, If you fall, And skillfully show you How to catch the ball. He always tells his funny jokes And performs this crazy dance. Hey wait! It sounds like he's a great guy ... Let's give him another chance!
Our brother is not for sale For no price! Our brother is not for sale Perhaps he will fit us. We like to hug him tightly And pester him. Perhaps he really noticed