- Alphabet Insanity
I adamantly attack the alphabet
With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
Brushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beef
Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
- Backward
(talking)
My name is David McCleary Sheldon
I was born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri
Start it right here I don't want it to be over
Say it right here I don't want it to be over
(repeats in background)
- Basketball Shorts
[Intro]
[Hook]
These are the things that I think when I've had two bottles of red wine to drink
And I hope another dream don't have to fall short, just lounging in my basketball shorts
[Verse I]
Look, I've finally married someone, I'm in love, I'm not alone
- Epic Win.
And I might suck at guitar -
but at least I've never protested a dead soldier's funeral,
and I might be losing my hair, but at least I've never judged a woman for thinking another woman is beautiful,
and sometimes, I mean sometimes,
I might even text message while I drive,
but I've never thanked God when a precious 5 year old child was shot, and died,
What's it to you? You got something so sick
just busting through you, nutty cuckoo,
- Fast as hell though
Okay this is an iPhone stop watch!
And here we go
Here we goooo!!!
They think I’m fake up on Youtube cause they’re idiots
I’m fast as hell
Fast as hell
Fast as hell
- Fastest Rap
Okay this is an iPhone stop watch!
And here we go
Here we goooo!!!
They think I’m fake up on Youtube cause they’re idiots
I’m fast as hell
Fast as hell
Fast as hell
Fast as hell though
- Fastest raper ever
Fast lyrics:
I don't give a fuck about the money or the fame,
or any groupie trying to touch me, I don't even know her name,
and I'm just kicking a rap to fade the competition,
cuz I'm sick of the sappy, heinous opposition,
man I'm painting watch or listen,
mothafuckas wanna have another personal epiphany,
I'm coming with a symphony, eliminating everybody/anybody,
- Kansas City Royals
Go Royals. Rest in peace BB King. KC Kings
Check it out now
Here I come with the hype flow
Hear the drums and I might go
Bang!
I accelerate in centerfield when
I be running for the pop-up fly
- lithium lips
I see her sittin at the ice cream parlor with a banana split
Emanatin such a radiant color of amethyst
I can't camouflage the jitters or the franticness
Everything about her fly posture says tantra bliss
The phantoms kiss spills poison from her still lips
That type of class is from a 1950's film script
I'm captivated to the core, it's hard to swallow
She's like a sun-dipped spirit gushing from the foggy hollows
- Pale Kid Raps Faster
Happy Birthday Duriel!
From me and Lauren!
My name is Mac Lethal
But I'm gonna spit some paler and faster fucking lyrics.
Let's go!
Oh hai!
My name's Mac,
ecstasy, cocaine and crack,
- Rap for Ellen
What’s up Ellen? Will you be my friend? I remixed your theme music for you.
Here we go!
Let’s have a little fun today
Yeah, yeah…
Let’s give a little love away
Yeah, yeah…
- Sun Storm
Conflict-resolution and it's damn sure not a specialty
I want to thank everyone for listening to the album that they just listen to
Please don't take out your lighters though it's kinda sad
I'm from the meth-lab city of broken dreams and cracked out dope of means
Where everybody's lookin for an ocean scene
Where pac and biggie are pass'e