- Best Day Ever
Time to rise time to open your eyes
Now is the time to live your life
No nightmares no tantrums just my ET pajamas
The greeting's bird's tweeting
I'm feeling better now
No fretting, no sweating
Just walmart batman bedding
My tummy is rumbly
- Carebear
You're cute as a care bear
I don't even care where
You tell me to be
You know I'm gonna be there
Know I'm gonna repair
Your broken heart, I swear
Cross my own on a dare
- Emo Party
(I will invite all of my emo friends
We will put all our records on
And dance and dance and dance
Until we don't feel sad)
Shake that booty wipe them tears
Work that body fight them fears
Speak your mind and let them hear
- Fireplace and Pipe
[Chorus x2:]
This is what I like fireplace and pipe
I'm calm in the palm of my pipe and it's light
I keep it barely burning I'm still learning earning stripes
Fireplace and pipe there's no finer high to hype
You ever had a day you're feeling all kinds of stress
Restless and defenseless every sense put through the test
- Freaks
Let's meet at the mecca where
We munch on desserts let's order at a dining
Chain I'm ordering first
Can't decide on appetizers or
What sandwich to get
Can't deny it I'm excited
Gets my appetite whet
Homework's over parents snoring and I
- Han Solo
Lyris:
I'm off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can't deny
I'm Solo, Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, I'm Han Solo, Sooloooo.
Black vest pressed and my white collar popped
I'm off to the cantina blue milk on the rocks
Had to be Tatooine where they don't serve droids
We're chillin with some villians cuz we currently employed
No more kitchens rescue missions we barter charter flights
- Hijack
Okay Mister Chris before I give you your ticket I just got a couple of questions for you.
Mhm.
Have your bags and luggage been in your possesion since you packed them?
Yes.
And did anyone give you any items or packages to take on board today?
No.
Call it a rebound of a hip hop devout
- Hoodie Ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a ninja I'm a hoodie ninja
I'm a hoodie ninja (hiya)
- Japanese Maid
I bought you, I love you, I want to subjugate you tonight
I claimed you, I named you, can't wait, you need to do me for life
I think that you're great, you give me such a clean place
My Japanese maid, you are my wife and my slave
You do everything right, how did my whites get so bright?
You are also polite, and your vagina's so tight.
Harajuku, heaven sent, Pine-Sol, lemon scent
- MLG Quickscoping
[Intro]
Cole World, Southside
Can’t get enough, can’t get enough
Eastside, Westside, worldwide, ride out
[Verse 1]
Now I ain’t got no kids yet, but this right here’s for practice
I hate to get the seats in the Benz wet, but that’s how good your ass is
- Nrrrd Grrrl
Nerd girl, I don't deserve you
I don't get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and
Your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew wORD UP!
There's a special kind of girl
That goes to my shows
- Pizza Butt
I got the jam the jam that
Make you go to work
Work! Work! Now work that pizza butt!
I got the jam the jam that
Make you go to work
Work! Work! Now woooaahh ah ah ah ah ah
It's so hot burn your mouth
- Popcorn Frog
I'm a popcorn frog i'm a popcorn frog
I'm a popcorn frog
I go ribbit then I get it
I go ribbit then I get it
I'm a popcorn frog
Watch me get it, get it, get it
- The Masturbation Song
We were hoodlums, just some Muslims
In the year of '88
Me and my buddy Brian were way under age
I was a shifty little mister just
Watch me drift between the cliques
No one had me like my family
It was kinda the pit's so I take it out on
Others anyone beneath my status
- Wednesday
Here's the kicker name is Glicker
Son of Selma and Mel
My persnickety parents are my
Own version of hell
They're always grouchy cause
I'm slouching you know I'm covered in dirt
I know they only love me
But sometimes love really hurts