- Analyze This
don't wanna know
what the hell has happened to you!
don't wanna know
that it's over and your life is ruined!
don't wanna know
that all around you is turned to hell!
my piece of advice
is to go and fuckin kill yourself!
- b.p. no more
Meg Ryan?
oh, she looks tired.
Kate Winslet?
she's always crying!
Madonna?
never liked her as a woman...
Cate Blanchett?
i don't think she's a human...
- Bad English
hello, my name is lenin
i live in a mausoleum
i have a dog, i have a cat
i have a fucking parrot
i love to play the music
don't like when you abuse it
and if you want to hurt my english
you gotta loose it!
- banned
вам слишком много можно,
это не положено
нельзя веселиться, когда грустить надо
оповестить надо
отметиться бы,
если собрались покушать грибы
и не говори, что забыл
запрещено забывать! понял?
- Billion Miles Away
only space and me
so sad that you can't see
billion miles from home
so tired to be alone
you only have to wait
and i'll be here
billion miles away
- Bite Of A Vampire
i am
not the one you thought i used to be
i am
something that brings you to danger
you have
the last opportunity to leave
i will
share with you the gift of
- Boombastic
Yeah
Boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Yeah
Mister lover lover
My lover
Mister lover lover
- Brad Pitt No More
Meg Ryan?
Oh, she looks tired.
Kate Winslet?
She's always crying!
Madonna?
Never liked her as a woman...
Cate Blanchett?
I don't think she's a human...
- Checkpoint
so we’re back, do you wanna continue?
insert coin, it’s another checkpoint!
from the right to the wrong and we back on the track, boy
it’s just another checkpoint
it’s the loud and noisy sound
you can’t avoid
it’s another checkpoint
relax, dance, bang your heads,
- Closer To The Stars
Please, take me with you, take me with you
To get, to get closer to the stars
Please, take me with you, take me with you
To get, to get closer to the stars
- It was a terrible night and we saw a light from the sky
- It was so bright like it was a day!
- I don't know, maybe it was a government thing or something else like russians?
- Dance On Your Bones
It was a good day
It was a great day
It was a best day
Until i met you
You kept talking shit
On repeat
On repeat
What should i do?
- Dancing Dancing Zombies Zombies
Zombies everywhere
Zombies
And they are dancing
And they are singing our songs
Homies
They're all my homies
And there their home is
It's party all the night long
- Dancing in the Spotlight
the night belongs to you and i
it’s a horror with no screamers
there’s no reason to deny
the feeling between us
and i can’t hold no more
i can’t hold no more
- Doomsday
soldiers marching on
fighting for
the Freedom
the planet’s torn apart
by the game
of the thrones
east is the beast
and the west is a waste
- Forever
that’s it we lost the war
we all lost the war
there could be no winner at all
we're just paying the toll
and it comes to an end now
and we’re gonna be dead now
looks like it’s not the pot of gold
on the other side of a rainbow
- Funeral
Everybody lies
Everybody’s got their shit behind
They put the smiles on their instas
But when they’re offline, they cry
They will go by
When there’s nothing to buy
When there’s no piece of pie for them
Why do they call me brotha
- Gangsta Hearts
Yeah!
Bang! Bang!
Here comes the man from the gang
Ramming like a tank
Once again back is the incredible rhyme animal
Stereotypical gangster
He's no messed up prankster
Shoot to kill and rhyme to kill either
- Godzilla
you try to destroy me
i am the menace
i am the vengeance
i am the danger
i am the messenger
of an apocalypse
causing the fear to the buccaneers
are you feeling the earthquake
- hanson brothers wanted to buy this song, but i refused
when i saw your pretty face for the first time
i suddenly felt numb and thirsty
i remember the day, it was thursday
it was like mp3s and lossless
you're the one in the whole big wide world
believe me, i give you my word
our love is extreme like snowboard
and i'm ready to shout "oh my lord!"
- House Of Cards
the world is burning in agony
for you and me
there’s so much empty words said
and it’s gonna be worse
now you think of me
like i am someone you wanted to be
but i’m so ugly inside
- House of Horace
Darling
I wanna take you to the house of horrors
No one will help you
Even mighty chuck norris
There is only black and no other colors
Darling
I wanna take you to the house of horrors
- I Don't Dance With Russians
i saw her on the dancefloor
i would kill her if i were manson
i stepped on to the bar and
ordered some drink, ready to party
i was a bit naughty
she was great after pint of bacardi
amazing body!
i talk 'bout myself, and she's like hottie
- I don't want to be like you
so frustrated
so humiliated
so addicted to someone
now so irritated
so confused and
so get used to it
so manipulated
i feel so jaded
- I Dont Want To Be Like You
So frustrated
So humiliated
So addicted to someone
Now so irritated
So confused and
So get used to it
So manipulated
I feel so jaded
- I Got A Monkey Head
i got a monkey head and everyone is laughing at me
i got a monkey head and everyone is laughing at me
i got a monkey head, how could that possibly be
i got a monkey head and everyone is laughing at me
i got a monkey head and i feel so special (so special)
i got a monkey head and i feel so special (so special)
i got a monkey head, i got it so casual (so casual)
i got a monkey head and i feel so special (so special)
- I Got The Funk
the way i walk
so good
i’m magic on my feet
i got the moves
so classy
unable to defeat
look at my shoes
they’re shiny
- I'm So Emo
"i'm so emo"
in the night, in the blistering cold
i wanna die, i don't wanna be old
i wanna rest in the tokio hotel forever
no matter if i don't go to heaven
and my black eyes, and my grey life,
and my pink scarf, and my sharp knife
- Ignite
i'm in the middle of the chaos
like in a one of the Halo's
look at the cowards that call themselves playas
giant spaceships, where another race is
i see the fortune showing me anus
i understand what the aim is
bring the beat and the bass versus lazers
i'm on the mission, ready for the best shot
- Invasion
drop it
drop it
drop it
it’s an invasion
it’s an invasion
tripod-tripod! where is your ipod?
i got the mic, calling the back-up
- Just Another Stupid Dance Song
One-two-three-four
I wanna scream
I wanna jam
I wanna jump
I wanna slam
I wanna move
I wanna groove
- Kdudyu
спроси меня кто я
спроси меня где я
спроси зачем я
выпил этот яд
я столько хочу сказать
я столько хочу сказать
я столько хочу, но
- King Of A Jungle
run digi-dun digi-digi-dun
bam-bam-bam
check it out, when i’m on a mic, cabron
put it back, you can’t act
like da original bada-bada-badboy
we true dem come, nah feeling dat
gotta go pon di floor to burn dat
you wanna mess around but
- kurt cobain shot himself with the shotgun boris yeltsin died of passion to vodka
kurt cobain shot himself with the shotgun
boris yeltsin died of passion to vodka
i got a bulletproof vest, remembering 2pac
i don't wanna die, i wanna rock!
why they're all gonna die?!
and make fan-girls cry?!
the life's on the run
- Lapti
lapti
they're so vintage
i'm so impressed
i can't pass by
to buy new lapti lapti
radical
really cool
- Lenin Was A Communist Leader And You-Know-Who
lenin was not a leader of a pop-punk band from scotland
lenin was not a member of a satan worshippers sect in new jersey
lenin was not a famous porn-star who died in agony and loneliness
lenin was not a scandalous paparazzi, whose photos cost more than ferrari
lenin was not a scientist who invented the infinite source of energy
lenin was a communist leader and a rebel.
lenin was a zombie!
- Let It Go
i rise up
from their eyes and
from their lies and
to be above the ground
i see you
but you don't hear me
but you don't feel me
- Let's Look At That Zombie Stuff From The Other Side
i wanna kill somebody
and eat his brains
i don't need his money
i need his taste
i wanna tear the flesh
i wanna spill the blood
i'm a zombie, i'm a zombie
i'll show what i got
- Little Spaceship
So jump
Jump
Jump
In my little spaceship
Let
It
Fly
Far away from that shit
- Live Fast Die Young
kurt cobain shot himself with the shotgun
boris yeltsin died of passion to vodka
i got a bulletproof vest, remembering 2pac
i don't wanna die, i wanna rock!
why they're all gonna die?!
and make fan-girls cry?!
the life's on the run
- Maniac
and you'll never hide from me
i will watch how you die and bleed
i will find you, i will hunt you
call me a maniac maniac maniac
and you'll never hide from me
i will watch how you die and bleed
i will find you, i will hunt you
- Messiah
You gotta follow
That’s what Jesus told me
Jesus told me
Yeah, i see the light
I see what’s right
cause that’s what i’ve been told
You know my name
- My Name Is Lenin
hello, my name is paul
and i like alcohol
hello, my name is pete
i like to smoke the weed
hello, my name is jim
and i like heroin
hello, my name is bart
my mother is a slut
- Nineteen Eighty Four
life is a merry-go-round
merry-go-round
merry-go-round
everyday is always the same
get up and go to work
there are numbers instead of names
and much of bullshit talk
- Nothing
our ship is going nowhere
from the pier of nothing
nothing's left behind us
nothing's in front of us
all i feel is emptiness
people became bygons
all i see is mist and dust
all i hear is silence
- Omega Man
one finger got stabbed in the alley
two finger was shot in the back
three finger was hit by a car so heavy
four finger had no chance to get
five finger blew up the bomb
six finger lost fight with a cancer
seven-eight-nine fingers gone
and nobody've seen them, but i know the answer
- One Day A Nuclear Bomb Fell From The Sky
one day a nuclear bomb
fell from the sky
and everybody's gone
they didn't know why
and all that's left on earth
is desert and death
and there's hunger and thirst
it's happened so fast!
- Peacemakers
nothing going on
nothing going on
everything is under control
stop there!
stop there!
or i’ll shoot, it’s under control now
nothing!
- Press X To Revolution
ladies and gentlemen, press start to let it go!
yeah, i got it! i'm the one!
imma get job done, now have fun!
leave this city lying in ashes
i don't see no crashes! now smash this!
they're just windowshield bashes
they have badges and know where the gas is
- RAZJEBYXA
very sad vecherinka
people are bulki
where are the telki
i need to kolbasitsa
to otorvatsa
to veselitsa
this lady’s building mne glazki
but where are the tanzy
- Rock Your Body Hard
look, my hands gonna touch this
ain’t gonna stop me now
imma work this, let girls believe I really get down
take every chick back to New York and let them walk home
imma get ya name girl
call you on the telephone
- Ruin The Party
many men on da mic
so many men on da mic
but when they get to the beat it feels like they don’t hear it
they don’t feel it
many men bust the rhymes
so many men bust the rhymes
but there’s only one busta rhymes, you just copypaste rhymes
over the bass drumsp
- Save My Soul
take me
to the place where
me and you
can live forever
jungle
or the depths of
the sea
it doesn't matter
- Showtime
don’t turn it off
let the bomb blow up
put down put down your gun mista soldier
i break the law but who do you work for
i don’t want to kill ya but i have to
turn off tv to stop this brainwasher
blow up the god that you worship
- Simple Rules
allright, kids! today we will talk about zombies. does any of you know how to deal with that brain-eating monsters? ha-ha, don't worry. our simple song will help us to learn the basics. ready? listen up!
1. see the zombie - run.
2. close the doors behind you.
3. use everything you see.
4. never lose control.
5. chainsaw is better than knife.
6. knife is better than kicks.
- So Long
i guess this is the end of the line
nowhere to go, nowhere to hide
said everything i wanted
done everything i needed
so long
goodbye
so long
- Song For The Office Clerks
pink rabbit, backstabbing,
bitter lemon, man from yemen,
war, peace, showbiz,
physics, maths, skinny, fats,
batman, robin, iraq bombin,
iron maiden, man again from yemen,
mennen, don dragon.
stop!
- Stupid Bitch
he was a boy, she was a girl
and they lived next houses on the street
and one day he came to her
and said that he loved her so much.
but she said: "now i don't want
any relationships bla-bla-bla"
his heart was broken and the next day
he saw her with a boy.
- Suffer
i’m sure you don’t remember what you’ve done to me
i’m sure you’ve got the reason to be so carefree
cannot go back
can i get back
what’s mine
you stole my life
and now you’re in the place that you wanna leave
but i’ll make sure bad things will be happening
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power.
There the world's most fearsome fighting team,
(we're really hip)
- The Big Fat S
Zombie Lenin
the big fat s
up in the club
shaking it around
holy macarony
never seen a thing like dat
- The Signal
all i know about you
is written in numbers from outer space
all i know about you
is a decoded signal i can't even see now
all i know about you
is stored in a file and can be erased
all i know about you
that's all that i know about you
- The White Dragonfly of Love
It's a white dragonfly of love
Dragonfly, you go
It's a white dragonfly of love
Dragonfly, you know
I hope there will be a time
When we will live together
- This Is What I Hate Most in Showbiz
Britney's just born a new kid, he's a boy
Elton john's favorite band is real mccoy
Jennifer lopez cooks great apple cakes
Dacota fanning said she likes anal sex
But I don't need that information
- True Russian
Tovarisch
To be the true russian you should know these things
Vodka
Shapka
Dacha
Kartoshka
Gorbachev
Borsch
- World Against Us
we have to go far, sweetie
i’ll get the car
pack the bags
take not too much, make it quick
something terrible happened
it’s not a joke, not a gimmick
just calm down, we need to concentrate
don’t panic, but we’re on titanic
- You
You
pass me by
always ignore me
make me cry
You
stand behind
every time
i fall down
- Your Cat Is Dead
no more complains
and tears, they won't help.
they won't return
your pet from the dead.
the time has come
to get her far away.
there is a price,
everyone is gotta pay!
- Zbs
Priviet, tovarisch
This is anti-depression audio tutorial
So when you’re feeling down or sad
Or depressed
Just follow this instructions
And be safe
In the name of great chief Lenin
- Zombie Invasion Survivors Anthem
a dangerous virus broke out the secret lab in colorado.
it turns people into agressive blood-thirsty beasts, who
are always hungry.
it is a message for all those, who can resist the virus: run, hide, unite into groups.
and never walk in the night.
well, me and you in the middle
- Я буду тебя убивать
tovarisch, to be the true russian you should know these things:
vodka! shapka!
dacha! kartoshka!
Gorbachev! borjsch!
kasha! matreshka!
ya budu tebja ubivat'! 2x
- Я хочу стать космонавтом
Каждый может стать пилотом,
Что бы управлять самолетом.
Я согласен прямо завтра,
Превратится в космонавта.
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