- A Thousand Acts
Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot
- BLUH BLUH BLUH
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Talkin’ out your flap with your bluh bluh bluh
Just shut your chitinous windhole
I’m rollin’ my dice with my eyesight eightfold
Don’t really care where your hive’s at
You wanna Flarp? show me where your lance at
Don’t be a huge bitch with your chit-chat
Just show me where ya bulge at!
- Shout It Out
Right, right, Time, Breath, Space, Light
A new update is out tonight
let the good times roll!
Tumblr’s already blown up
And Ms. Parp’s still lagging too much
We really don’t care, though!
Egbert, Harley, Strider, Lalonde
- The 12 Trolls of Christmas
GC: ON TH3 1st D4Y OF 12TH P3D1GR33 MY M4T3SPR1T G4V3 TO M3 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 (H3H3H3)
TA: on the 2nd day of 12th pedigree my mate2prit gave to me two 2et2 of 2tair2
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 (H3H3H3)
AC: :33> On the the 3rd day of 12th pedigree my matesprit gave to me three sharp claws
TA: two 2et2 of 2tair2
GC: 4ND 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33
- The Homestuck Every Homestuck Should Know
I’ll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go
I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck, every Homestuck should know
I’ll be the Homestuck Prom Queen, screw status quo!
I’m the type of Homestuck every Homestuck, every Homestuck should know
Becoming as popular as popular can be
Making my mark, on Tumblr society
I’m the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah
- You Can't Fight the Homestuck
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world
Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.