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ANOTHER NEW CRISIS

Don't look now it's another new Crisis,
the world's gonna burn will the heroes unite us?
Not sure I really even care anymore,
following along now feels like a chore.

A Countdown, a Civil War, 52 changes;

ntro: Kirby Krackle]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So damn nerdy

[Kirby Krackle]
I'll take you to the comic shop
Show you all the bills I drop

GREAT LAKES AVENGERS

I tried to join the X-Men
But I think they're maybe racist
Just because I'm human they don't want my help
It seems it doesn't really matter
If your super power's firing tuna melts

HENCHMAN

I hope you've got a health care plan and if you don't I understand
But I got a question for ya', does your hideout have a covered lot?
And here's the hours I'm looking for, a part time shift from noon to four
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when I Dungeon Master for my friends

Do I qualify for this?, Well let me tell you what you've missed

Put up all the lights,
Singing Carols out of tune
A cold and stormy night,
Memories only formed in youth

A smell can take you back again,
When everything was new
And everything was right

I wanna live in a world full of heroes
Not sit here counting zeros in a cubicle downtown
I wanna look out my window see 'em flyin',
And swing 'cross the horizon, as I cheer 'em on so proud

Date Power Girl, keep staring at her face
Then call Colossus, and have him teach me weights
And then we'd exercise, I'd be one of the guys

IN ANOTHER CASTLE

I've been riding flagpoles to make you mine
I've been collecting coins since the birth of time
You've always been my main attraction
Sweet Peach you're my satisfaction

And underwater chasing squid into the great below

We were both afraid
And we needed help
You were there for me
When I needed out
In this galaxy so big and wide
I could be your man
You could be my guy

Let's play some naked Wii tonight
You get controllers out, I'll dim the lights
We'll play some Mario Party 'til the sun comes up
Let's play some naked Wii tonight

Let's play some naked Wii tonight
Some homerun derby beneath the stars pure light
I'll kick your ass at tennis once or twice (or thrice)

Just last week I was feeling lucky so I bought
Lotto tickets 45 mil. was the pot
And I won it, didn’t believe it
Then I spent it, on nerd shit

So I bought Cerebro and a golden wrapped lasso
And a Stark Tower condo, got my bones Adamantium bondo
And it went fast, didn’t take long

Across the Rainbow Bridge
To the place where the old gods live
Father sits on throne
Near the place where the frost giants roam
In the winter time
Eating boar with goblets of red wine
And I feel at home

I'm flying through the cold of space
Seems I've yet to find my place
Guarding Twenty Eight Fourteen
Don't know why it's chosen me

When from the corner of my eye
I catch a glimpse of evil light
The fear it tries to swallow me

I tuck my kids in to bed and kiss my wife on the head
I got a serious smile cuz tonight I clean the streets
I'm not talking about Dial

Spend the week wearing ties, walk the dog late at night
I take my daily run and when the weekend arrives
I'm kicking asses for fun
I put food on the table

My super powered girlfriend likes the radio
I know that I love her so I tell her so

When she flies half a world away
I worry about my super powered girlfriend
And though I know she'll be okay
It's hard to have a love, a super powered love

Born on a table in Two Thousand Double X
Open my eyes and I disconnect
Look down to see the future glowing in my hand
An artificial man

Doc says lets charge you up and get you on your way
Battles ahead no sense to slow this race
Time's running out now I'm an agent of the Light

Teabagging, it's what I gotta do
It's not like I'm desperate to put my junk on you,
I'm just sick of losing and dying all the time.

Teabagging, cause I'm killed by little kids
I get so frustrated cause I can never win,
so when I finally kill one I want them to never forget...

A year ago I woke in the morning
Put my feel upon the ground
Tied my shoes to take a run
Headphones in and swimming in the sound
My walk it quickly turned into a stride
A day like any other
Except for on this day my powers did arrive
It started with a burning hand

You and I go back as far as I can
remember when you told me you'd take the
world over and I did think you crazy
but also you did look hot in leather

I foiled your plans and took you to jail,
thought when you got out you'd work in retail
but I find this monthly dance we're dancing,

All your friends are gone,
The one true flag that kept you strong has moved on,
And you never said goodbye.

It never was the plan,
but you never looked back you became the man
now it's over,
the dream has died away.

A mole that skewered through the brain
A moose quite clinically insane
Why is it always funny
When innocence is so unlucky
Anteater's bursting from inside
A beaver sliced and diced and fried
So many options for the carnage
That we're always counting on

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart
From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls
I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.

I see that you frequent my shop
I'd like for you to know my name,
the call me box 138

Vault 101, Vault 101
I've seen the lights, I've seen the lights of Megaton
I shut it off, I turned it off
An atom bomb they worshipped on but not enough

I've got the skills to keep me out of danger
Would you believe it that I almost drowned?
While crossing a bridge and shot at by some Raiders

Every time I build a robot,
every time I sink a ship,
every time I throw a girl off of a big old building or abandoned bridge.
It seems you're always there to stop me,
I've had enough I'm sick of it.
No more scheming no more stealing,
I think I'm done with all of this...

JIMMY WOO, GIANT MAN, EMMA FROST, ANT-MAN, MOCKINGBIRD, BUCKY CAP, DR STRANGE, BLACK CAT, SHANG CHI, POWER MAN, KILLRAVEN, DANNY RAND, SPIDER-WOMAN, HANK PYM, CAPTAIN BRITAIN, BEN GRIMM, KITTY PRYDE, BLACK BOLT, FOGGY NELSON, BLACK WIDOW, LOCKJAW, CLOAK AND DAGGER, NAMOR, DEVIL DINOSAUR, CYCLOPS, SHATTERSTAR, HERCULES

I'm walking in the mini mart there's food on the floor
There's carts everywhere, there's blood on the door
I just want to buy some snacks and get back home
But these ghouls are trying to eat my bones

When I finally get home I turn on the TV
The undead on the evening news is all I can see
So I pop in a movie and I try to relax

Дорожку к дому твоему
Усыпал снег холодной грусти,
И не пройти мне по нему —
Твоя душа меня не впустит

Обманут был одной тобой,
Мой человек незаменимый,
И только грустною тоской