- alphabutt
A is for apple
B is for butt
C is for catbutt
D is for doo doo
E is for elephant doo doo
F is for fart
G is for gorilla fart
H is for huge gorilla fart
- Anthrax
there's anthrax in the envelope i opened in my dream
the sky is red and little kids are running, screaming in the street
i tried to run and save them but i had molasses feet
i keep having nightmares and i'm scared to go to sleep
if you fall in i'll jump down
and touch your face while we're both sinking
(stinking thinking) we won't drown
- Being Cool
is new york city really like a graveyard they all ask me
and i say well it was last week but man that was in the past
see i stopped going to the places where the people act so nasty
and pretentious 'cause i'm happy sitting with my friends in sidewalk singing songs
and some people are still standing in the way of where i'm going
so i say please excuse me, step aside, or keep on moving
and i guess they sensed that my momentum meant that i was winning
- Caving In
ave you ever been swindled by a swindler who lies
'cause he wants to see you smile, have a good time, be inspired
and he doesn't want for you to cry or know he cries inside
so he hides behind his great triumphant rock and roll disguise
we want things to be real but you really can't deny
we feel excited and on fire is it wrong to lie and say he's fine
when the reason he's not fine is the pressure of the power changing lives
and just for an hour all these people will be better people
- Eleventeen
Silver pink ponies flying over me
you may feel strange, well, you are an angel
stuck in tight pants stuck at a high school dance
stuck doing people things not knowing you have wings
you are my serenade you are my lemonade
you are my soul throw it all out the window
you are my training wheel you are my chamomile
you are my friend come again some other day
- Everything's Alright
Thick shakes little snakes
Fashion accessories earthquakes
Five and dime cherry lime
Wait my turn at the back of the line
Barbed wire forest fire
Muddy trail air in my tires
Downhill's faster much faster
Than uphill no time to kill
- Fire
it seemed like everyone i knew was dying
i looked in the mirror and i was on fire
somebody yelled out "hey, stop, drop, and roll!"
i said "that might save my skin, but it won't save my soul.
that might save my skin, but it won't save my soul"
you swallow hard and you bottle it up
try to pretend you're a half full cup
- France
I said "david, put that seven inch on
The one about loving bad boys and then dance with me"
He said "silly ass bitch, that's my favourite song"
He put it on and we danced round like monkeys
Then when we couldn't move, we played monkey ball 2
It's a good thing to do when you're done touring
There's mimi and gon-gon and platforms to land on
In the next room we heard andre snoring
- Hold My Hand
Once i knew a little girl who refused to eat
She just banged her head against the floor and didn't sleep for a week
Both of her parents were mentally delayed and they
Lived in constant fear that their daughter would be taken away
So instead of getting help they just pretended
That everything was okay
So i called the social worker and said "something is wrong"
She said "you know how she turns into a brat
- I Like Giants
When I go for a drive I like to pull off to the side
Of the road, turn out the lights, get out and look up at the sky
And I do this to remind me that I'm really, really tiny
In the grand scheme of things and sometimes this terrifies me
But it's only really scary cause it makes me feel serene
In a way I never thought I'd be because I've never been
- I Will Never Forget
I sat in the swamp with a little pink piggy
Who loved roller-skating and playing pretend
The boy that she loved was a real snackmaster
The world was a beach ball and we were all friends
Then he died alone and the last time I saw her
It looked like the reaper had rapped on her door
She said "do you remember singing ice ice baby with me
Laying down on the reef bathroom floor?"
- Loose Lips
Loose lips might sink ships
But these kisses take trips
To San Francisco, double dutch disco,
Tech. TV hottie, do it for scottie
Do it for the living and do it for the dead
Do it for the monsters under your bed
Do it for the teenagers and do it for your mom
Broken hearts hurt but they make you strong and
- my bike
my bike it is broken sit on it and close my eyes
in my mind go for a ride go for a ride inside my mind
in my mind there's nothing broken arms and hearts and wind and strings
i close my eyes and nothing's broken boughs and promises arrows backs and wings
boughs and promises arrows backs and wings
i wish my brother could always be happy
but because he isn't he is strong just like me
- My Mom
have you ever had a dream
that your favorite baby's drowning
and you grab him by his sweater sleeve and pull him up on to the ground and
you can hear the water slosh around inside his tiny gut
push his belly up and down but he can't cough the water up
suddenly a flood comes out his mouth till there is nothing left inside of him
he's empty now
there isn't even one small breath
- My Rollercoaster
you were on my mind at least nine tenths of yesterday
it seemed as if perhaps I'd gone insane
what is it about you that has commandeered my brain?
maybe it's your awesome songs or maybe it's the way
when I look at your face I can tell that you're not going to be stopping soon or even slowing down
and if we keep up this pace pretty soon we'll know the name of every kid and every grown up booking house shows in their town
and if home is really where the heart is
- Nobody's Hippie
I'm nobody's hippie and the best medicine
is back on track with his taco bell girlfriend
maybe i'll listen to back in black again
and write more letters that i'll never send
and pretend i'm going for a drive
and pretend i'm driving on I-5
and pretend i'm drinking five alive
- Reminders of Then
Ask me out
take me over
walk around
meet my mother
take me down
to the cellar
all around
i see
- Seven Hungry Tigers
there's seven hungry tigers in my underwear drawer,
at least the last time i count, by another probably more,
i don't care if they stay there as long as they don't poop on the floor
there's seven hungry tigers in my underwear drawer
there's a snaggletooth toenail on the inside of my socks,
it bites the hole in the top of my sock when i walk,
and then my toe go through the hole and it hurts and that sucks
- So Nice So Smart
I was quiet as a mouse
When I snuck into your house
And took roofies with your spouse
In a nit and out a louse
And lice are lousy all the time
They suck your blood drink your wine
Say shut up and quit your crying
Give it time and you'll be fine
- Sunbeams And Some Beans
And the weatherman said to my friend,
"What's your name?"
My friend said, "Write yours down, mine is almost the same."
Erase the "S" and "M" in their place put a "G" and "R"
And an "ND" look at me what's that say
Then the weatherman stood with his head hung in shame
He took off his big belt, put it down, turned away
But my friend said, "Don't leave, I just harvested beets, let's go eat at my place."
- The Beer
The beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
- time to think
when they ask me what i need i'll say a capo, a lemonade, a dollar fifty
a big bathtub, prosthetic feet, diana ross' role in mahogany
so i can hang out with billy dee williams, and he can hang out with me
pizza, love, and hominy, grits, peach pits, and songs to sing
more accountability so i can't get away with being mean
shooting stars, dungarees, band aids on both of my knees
a big old house high in the trees, a little shack down by the beach
a motor home with golden keys, an A+ in geography
- Tire Swing
I took the Polaroid down in my room
I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend
It's not as if I don't like you
It just makes me sad whenever I see it
'cause I like to be gone most of the time
And you like to be home most of the time
If I stay in one place I lose my mind
I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with
- Twentieth Century Fox Fanfare
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- u love me
I moved around from town to town
Lots of people around, but still so lonely
Friendships would grow then I'd hit the road
Making up excuses for why I had to leave
Always been too scared and unprepared
To let anybody get too close to me
- you love me
I moved around from town to town
lots of people around, but still so lonely
friendships would grow then i'd hit the road
making up excuses for why i had to leave
always been too scared and unprepared
to let anybody get too close to me