A Love Song from ParisAt least I avoided cliche
Holding nobody's hand along the Champs-Élysées
Taking my time
Breaking bread, sipping wine
Meant for two
It's a beautiful city for saps
But turn out the lights, we're too clever for that
After Ever After - DISNEY ParodyLYRICS
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
Ariel
I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone's stew
After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODYIf you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You)
After saving China I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Ex Girlfriends SuckI love your hair, your smile, your clothes
I love your cankles and your elephant nose
I love your freckles and your eyes
Don't forget about her thunder thighs
Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
It hurt, she landed on her face
Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list"
Harry Potter in 99 seconds0:01 Hedwig's Theme
0:12 Mr. Longbottom Flies
0:22 Prologue
0:32 Aunt Marge's Waltz
0:47 Buckbeak's Flight
1:00 Double Trouble
1:19 The Face of Voldemort
1:29 Hedwig's Theme
Jon Cozart DisneyIf you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
Если вы никогда не задумывались , почему
Сказки Диснея все конечные во лжи
Вот то, что произошло после того, как все их мечты сбылись
Kid Roasts His Principal60 years ago today a beautiful man was born!
He’s really a fine fellow and that is why I'm torn!
I hope I don't regret this, I'm just doing what I'm told!
So Mr. Wells, you’re getting old!
You’re so old your memory's in black and white!
The key to your house was on Ben Franklin's kite!
You lived through the Ice Age that must have been cold!
Lord of the Rings in 99 SecondsThe Lord of the Rings
Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
EPICNESS
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
PO-TA-TOES
Movie villain medleyI started as a nobody
and grew up as a freak.
My dad drank booze,
My mom smoked pot.
I had a poor physiche.
But now I'm running Gotham
cause that Bat's delirious.
I shoot up all the good guys asking:
Movie Villian MedleyI started as a nobody
and grew up as a freak.
My dad drank booze,
My mom smoked pot.
I had a poor physiche.
But now I'm running Gotham
cause that Bat's delirious.
I shoot up all the good guys asking:
Star Wars in 99 secondsPrologue
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Student MOCKS Principal SongCy Creek cougarts Go Big Blue
Mr. Wells is leaving you
Nineteen years have just flown by
Now it's time to say goodbye
We're sad that we have to see you go
You're number one!
So Mr. Wells the end is near
VoldemortVoldemort is here...
My daddy told me when I was young, "You're just a big mistake"...
He left me stranded in an Orphanage, to hurt my friends, and talk to snakes...
There's nothing wrong with loving who you are, so I accepted evil in my Veins...
I split my soul up into seven parts, to put the Mudbloods all in Chains...
You better kneel down and pray, cause Voldy's seising the day,
I've made a come back baby, and i born to slay,
All of you muggles are swine, I've got no nose, but I'm fine...
VoldyVoldemort is here!
My daddy told me, when I was young,
"You are just a big mistake!"
He left me stranded in an orphanage,
To hurt my friends and talk to snakes.
There’s nothing wrong with loving who you are,
So I accepted evil in my veins!
I split my soul up into seven parts