- Keep Your Children In A Coma
Life is hard for kids today
They have to program everything
Dude, they have to use computers just to sing!
If you keep them dosed on soma
You can spare them all that pain
Keep your children in a coma and stay sane
- Kiss Me Only with Your Eyes
Mary daly drove one day to town
In her virgin's veil and wedding gown
When the priest said: "you may kiss the bride,"
Mary pulled her veil down as she sighed:
"Kiss me only with your eyes
More than this I should despise
This and no more, if you can
As you are a gentleman,"
- Mr. Punch
Everybody gets it sometime, sorry.
Virus, fire, gryoscope, lear jet, lorry.
Choking on a chicken bone lurking in lunch;
And you're dead, dead, dead!
But not Mr. Punch
That Mr. Punch, he's a rum one, ain't he?
Strapping as his yapping little wife is dainty
- You Steal the Scene
Standing by the car in a silver thing
Staring into space like an astronaut
In a western town as the evening falls
In the late summer in the far future
You steal the scene
Standing on the set, curling cigarettes