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Grunkalunkas: Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo,
We've got a friendly warning for you.
Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis,
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis.

Grunkalunka /#1: Asking questions in school is a great way to learn.
Grunkalunka /#2: If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.
Grunkalunka /#1: We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm.

Grunka Lunka dunkety doo
We've got a friendly warning for you
Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
It could easily happen again to you, folks

In the year one-oh-five-one-oh-five,
If man is still alive,
If robot can survive,
They may find...
In the year twenty-five-twenty-five-twenty-five,
The backwards time machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world, there's only one technology,
A rusty sword for practicing proctology!

From Bendin' in the Wind

(Note: Many of the verses in this song
were accompanied by Beck on the tail
end but are not transcribed as such here)

Bender
People say my broken friend is useless

Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

Cigar's are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella! Rolled up and smoked
like a collicella, here on level one of Robot Hell!

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is

Robot Devil: We know all your sins bender and for each one we've prepared an agonizing and ironic punishment. Gentlemen?
[Music starts]

Bender: Aw, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?

[singing starts]

Robot Devil: Cigars are evil, You won't miss 'em, We'll find ways to simulate that smell, What a sorry fella, Rolled up and smoked like a panetela, Here on level one of Robot Hell!

FRY: Space: it seems to
go on and on forever.
But at the end,
a gorilla throws barrels at you.
-That's how you play the game.
-You stink, loser.
Fry! Pizza going out. Come on!
Michelle! Baby! Where you going?

Go, go, go New Justice Team
Go team, go team, team team team
Whose that newest Justice Team
The New Justice Team

Captain Yesterday is fast
Also he is from the past
Not just fast but from the past

В году, что пишется 105 и 105,
Людям тяжко выживать,
И роботам бежать пора опять.

В году, что пишется 2-5, 2-5, 2-5,
Машины времени ещё не видать.
В мире есть лишь одна технология:
Ржавый меч фанатов проктологии.