- A Selfish Prayer
Take me
End this dream now
I still remember the day I met you there in the dark, all alone
This obvious outcast creature, the greatest friend I've ever known
I still remember the first time I held you, our bodies trembled a little bit
And now you're buried with all the memories below the place where we would sit
- Death Saves The Derelict
If I could disappear, would you love me?
Or do I have to pump heroin through my veins?
Or possibly sleep in the mighty jungle?
Where sex is written into the clouds
Dont blame the internet porn
Blame it on Walt Disney
- E. Coli Surprise
Mad Cow disease, diabetes, heart attack, cancer
Jack in the box, covered in raw putrid meat
Jack’s in your ass squirting blood on the toilet seat
At this value price it’s worth the risk your kids may die
Who needs a toy when you got e.coli surprise
Decorated with death from your feet to your head
- Hell's Kitchen
Bathing in flames
The stink of burning flesh
I shit my trousers what did you expect
AHershey’s stream of pain peanuts and corn galore
Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war
Ernie Keebler sucks the E.L. Fudge from my asshole
Dips Dunkaroos into the sludge
Pillsbury Doughboy sits between my cinnabuns
- Laboratory Lust
Ooh baby, you're making me sweat
You're driving me crazy
I just can't stay away from you
It's like you're wearing big slabs of bacon or something
Oh God, I want you so badly
I don't know what's wrong with me
I can't control myself
Your red lips look like' like rabbit's blood
- Mild Irritation
It’s the little things in life that matter, keep you sane
Like some personal space in the checkout lane
When you crawl up my ass before I can even pay
I want to turn around and swipe my debit card down your fucking face
See your car in my mirror, coming up on me fast
I’m 10 miles over limit, yet you’re right on my ass
Only one way now to show you I feel
Slam my foot on the brake, your head through the windshield
- Nobody Quite Like Me
Twenty-five years somehow still alive
I got the will but not the strength to die
This gentle breeze makes me feel alright
If I could just hold on to the way that I feel tonight
Twenty-five years just to end like this
Searching for a cure that will never exist
Grown so tired of being stuck in this place
With these heartless hypocrites known as the human race
- The Happy Meal-Worm
The fry kids and the chicken nugget buddies
arteries clogged with shit that looks like Silly Putty
and then there’s Grimace morbidly obese
dead overdose quarter pounders with cheese
the Hamburglar serving twenty-five to life
for stealing all the burgers for killing Mac Tonight
Captain Crook no one knows him anyway
on a desert island with his fish filets what a shame