- Cell Block Tango
Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz
And now, the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
- Class
Velma: Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
Mama: Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
- I Can't Do It Alone
Velma:
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My sister and I were headed straight for the top
My sister and I eared a thou a week at least
(Oh, sure)
But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased
Oh, I know, it's sad, of course,
- Nowadays
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.
The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature.
Not only one little lady, but two!
You've read about them in the papers and now here they are!
Chicago's own killer dillers
those scintillating sinners
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!
- Razzle dazzle
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle them
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
and the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?