- Be Claus I Got High
(Parody of Because I got High by Afroman)
Hey man, just roll me another Christmas blunt.
I was gonna trim the tree, until I got high
I was gonna buy you a DVD, but then I got high
My presents ain't wrapped up, and I know why
'Cause I got high
- Burgers On The Grill
Burgers on the grill
Burgers on the grill
I've really had my fill
Of burgers on the grill
When the relatives go home
I'm stuck with chicken bones
And burgers on the grill
- Dow is Down, The
Dow is Down, The
(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)
I get a bear
When I�m clickin� my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker comin� round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby
- Hello, I Love You
(Hello, I Love You - Doors)
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can't tell these days
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
- I Used To Rock And Roll All Night
You loved us when the band was hot
And now we're gonna give it one more shot
We're gettin' old
We must be crazy
We're puttin' on the makeup again
It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin
You bring the bread
- Pokemon
Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of money mon mon mon
Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of Money mon mon mon mon
We got to find a pokemon
Before it's Christmas Eve
The kids must have a Pikachu
It's called I do believe
- Sled Zeppelin
Oh ho ho ho ho ho
Dashing through the snow
Oh ho ho ho
Over the fields he goes
Oh ho ho ho
Santa’s got to go
I’m telling you why
- Wreck The Malls
Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Checkbook now has nothing in it.
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
- Wrong Foot Amputated
The doctor had confesion
He tried to cure my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the op room
Getting sedatives to put me at ease
They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
"You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me
We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off