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(Parody of Because I got High by Afroman)

Hey man, just roll me another Christmas blunt.

I was gonna trim the tree, until I got high
I was gonna buy you a DVD, but then I got high
My presents ain't wrapped up, and I know why
'Cause I got high

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds,
Pants too tight, seams bustin' out.
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice,
Salsa on top, with some extra spice,
Lots of extra spice.

Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy,
Sat on the cold seat, thought I was ready,

Burgers on the grill
Burgers on the grill
I've really had my fill
Of burgers on the grill
When the relatives go home
I'm stuck with chicken bones
And burgers on the grill

Dow is Down, The

(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)

I get a bear
When I�m clickin� my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker comin� round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby

Have yourself an Ozzy little Christmas
Give a bat a bite
Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights
(Ozzy Christmas, Ozzy family Christmas)
Have yourself an Ozzy little Christmas
Let the F word fly
From now on those censors will be up all night
(All those bad words, motherbleeping bad words)

(Hello, I Love You - Doors)

Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can't tell these days
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS

I am Santa Claus

Ho ho ho ho ho

Flying Through the snow
Can you hear him ho ho ho
He's so full of cheer
only has to work one day a year

You loved us when the band was hot
And now we're gonna give it one more shot
We're gettin' old
We must be crazy

We're puttin' on the makeup again
It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin
You bring the bread

Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin, mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace

Silent night, holy night
Shepherds quake at the sight

Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of money mon mon mon
Pokemon mon mon mon
Lots of Money mon mon mon mon
We got to find a pokemon
Before it's Christmas Eve
The kids must have a Pikachu
It's called I do believe

Oh ho ho ho ho ho
Dashing through the snow
Oh ho ho ho
Over the fields he goes
Oh ho ho ho
Santa’s got to go

I’m telling you why

Wreck the malls this Christmas season
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;
Push your charge card to the limit
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-la;
Checkbook now has nothing in it.
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la;

The doctor had confesion
He tried to cure my disease
I was sweatin on the way to the op room
Getting sedatives to put me at ease
They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
"You won't feel a thing," is what the doctor told me
We're gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off

You don't take a shower
You don't put the seat down
You hardly cook for me anymore
When I come home from the bar
Where I spend half the day

I remember when your manners didn't bug me
You used to aim when you'd pee