- 3 Condoms
I got a girl and I'm so glad she's mine
From top to toe she's pretty she looks fine
Her mother's gentle her sister is nice and cute
Her father is working but I heard that he was rude
The only problem me and my girlfriend had
Until tonight we could not go to bed
But now I'm invited by her family
- Mai Nichi
Mai nichi, mai nichi subete-ga, kawariyuku
Nanni-mo kawaranu, mai nichi-ga otozureru
Mai nichi itsuka yokunaruto shinjiteru
Nanni-mo dokomo kawaranu hibinara
Yume-to kawaranai kara
Mai nichi imi-o motomete kakemawaru
Nanni-no seika wakachi nakutomo kakemawaru
Mai nichi ore-no kokoro-wa karappo de
- Masturbation
When you're masturbatin' you don't need nobody else
When you're masturbatin' you will always keep your health
When you're masturbatin' you will never come to soon
Keep on masturbatin' send a cumshot to the moon
Search for a place where you can't be found
Be sure there is no one around
- Russia
Once I went to Russia
Where I met sweet 'n' hot Natasha
She came from a Sibirian hill
And gave me a thrill
When we went to the furcap party
The DJ's name was P.C Hardy
We danced polka all night long
And he played this song:
- Skal
Skal
Last night you acted like a monkey
You were not too polite
You got really spunky
But nobody wanted to fight
Then you bored us with your stories
That we all already knew
- White Collar Man
White collar man, you come to serve the company
Die Zukunft sieht so gut aus
Big dollar man, he’s makin’ more than you an’ me
Neues rein und Altes raus
Dropping hints to number one
who’s gonna talk to make a big pile of cash
Cook the books, while you raise the price of stock,
sell just before the crash
- Wodka Poesd
Мы сидим в водка поезд. Всё хорошо.
Мы пьём и мы поём уже сто часов.
Русская водка лакомая. Русская девушка красивая.
Наша жизнь слишком короткая. На строве таварищ!
Наша жизнь идёт дальше.
Наша музыка не перестаёт.
Грязь Сверху приходит.