- Drake - Hotline Bling Parody
I used to have a girlfriend
Then she saw my dancin'
Yeah
My girlfriend left me, I'm so alone
Now she's out there having fun
She should be sad at home
How dare she live and move on?
I'm so depressed my phone won't ring
- Hands To Myself
[Alex Farnham (Selena Gomez):]
Most of my songs are about
Being obsessed with sex and hot dudes
And since I look like I'm twelve
it's creepy when I show off my boobs
I broke into this guy's house
Cos I'm totally obsessed with him
- I Knew You Were Trouble PARODY
Once upon a time, before I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me,
[Joe:]
You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
[Taylor:]
So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass.
Then, found this guy named John,
- I'm sexy and I'm homeless
Ya Ya
When I walk on by, I smell like shit
And I’m covered in flys
I pimp to the beat in from the garbage on the street ya
This is how I roll, paper bag pants out of control
You can find me at the glory hole
Lean into the wall for a quick free blow
- PSY - Gentleman Parody
Old guys turn me on we’re all about to have an orgy
Old guys turn me on and mannequin boob makes me horny
Old guys turn me on this is starting to get really gay
Now his pants are off
Come on guys you should all do the same
I have gonorrhea
That’s why I’m dancing this it’s so itchy
Gonorrhea, hoping to give it to this running lady
- Rihanna Ft. Drake Work Parody
This song’s title is ‘Work’
which is ironic cos it required no work
it did however require lots of sizzurp
which would explain why my lyrics are so slurred
it is so damn repetitive it hurts
over and over I say work work work work
Source: LYBIO.net
- Skrillex and Diplo 'Where Are You Now' with Justin Bieber PARODY
Where did I go, I’ve been gone
haven’t made songs in so long
Been locked down on house arrest for
all the shit I did wrong
Meanwhile pop music moved on
Big hits are EDM songs
So I called up Skrillex and Diplo
This video’s so dark you can barely see me
- Wildest Dreams Parody
[Taylor:]
My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy and dicked them around.
I can't stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend.
So guess I gotta take them out!
How dare they all dump Taylor Swift and not remember me as perfect!
They must pay the price, and I won't rest until they all are dead!