- Awesome
Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson!
That guy's awesome! AWESOME!
He's so awesome! He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome! AWESOME!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song.
That would be really lame!
One of the many admirers who think that guy is awesome!
- Bro McDonald had a farm
Bro McDonald had a farm
ee i ee i bro
and on that farm he had some chicks
ee i ee i bro
with a hot chick here and a dumb chick there.
Bro bro bro your broat, gently to the bar. Hit on sluts then do ten shots.
- Christmas songs
Pulling down her pants,
yanking off my own,
underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan.
Sexy Heather, Sexy Heather...
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
- Cristmas songs
Jingle Bells :
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Pulling down her pants,
yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe,
I'll make your sister moan !
Oh, Heather's hot, Heather's hot, we'll go all the way
- He's so Awesome
Barney Stinson! Barney Stinson!
That guy is awesome! AWESOME!
He's so awesome! He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome! AWESOME!
This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song.
That would be really lame!
One of the many admirers who think that guy is awesome!
- Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit
I know what you’re thinking
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it’s not a failure
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not
- X-mas Song
Pulling down her pants,
yanking off my own,
underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan.
Sexy Heather, Sexy Heather...
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,