Back in the DayI used to play league back in the day when you could grab a kid with blitz
flash away and it would move him like half the lane
Finish the kill quick and go to Drake, oh wait -
Pull him through the wall and you can kill him at your own pace
I'd buy sunfire capes and stack'em five deep
I didn't even have to spin to win when I was farming creeps
And all the players screamed nerf Garen so obscene
Full percent reduction shield with one skill point is too OP
Better Nerf IreliaTry as hard as you like you can't stop me
Top of the top lane champs you can't top me
I crush everyone just ask Wickd
Pain train conductor punching everyone's tickets
And I'm blessed, my skillset is the best
bladesurge so I never miss a CS
Captain of the guard, represent Ionia
Lane domination spend the whole game zoning ya
Big PawsWithout me you got no chance
More overpowered than Udyr but I only rock a bear stance
Slash d Shift-3 press to watch a bear dance
Looking too closely gonna decrease your life span
This ain't yogi bear son, I fill caskets
Eat champs for lunch so you can keep your picnic baskets
You got a question don't hesitate to ask it
but if you're telling bear puns you can expect to get your ass kicked
Bodies CollideEven a powerful warrior has his vulnerabilities
and they can be hard to hide
Sometimes things you weren't meant to feel
can even overcome your pride
You caught my eye from a distance and ever since then
it's been nonstop thoughts of battle just to see you again
The feel of your skin, watching you spin
Consume and adaptYou're matched against the unseen threat, jump, claw, reset
I'm on the hunt to send a one eyed cat to the vet
Void assault reappear push the claws through your chest
It's time to run or live a short life full of regret
Makin'em sweat, damage stack, consume and adapt
Abusing the fact my skillset confusing the wack
Bruising attack assassinate your crew and I back
Perusing the shack for new damage items to stack
Fiddle Went Down to Summoner's RiftFiddle went down to Summoners Rift he was looking for a soul to drain
But he was in a bind cause he was way behind he had no time to gank the lane
So he powered through the jungle camps fast as a scarecrow can
When his team started to rage out so he said "I've got a plan"
"I know I'm slightly behind but it's no big deal you see"
"I'm specced to carry endgame as long as you don't feed"
And they said "you know fiddle, it's pretty clear that you're a noob"
"Our mid is 2k Elo and he said he jungles better than you"
Ghost in the MachineI'm in the bush while you push and I'm stalking
'cause I'm 'bout to hook so I'm talking like hawking
Gonna grab anyone crossing my path
if your walking your ass getting snatch by the claw kid
Bashed by drawn fist, it's the last straw when you last hit
Blast this grip, detach at the wrist
Crank up and blitz
master of draft the pick fact is the match in the bag like it's fixed
League of LadiesAshe -
She's my queen, lady of my dreams
She seems cold but she's sweet as ice cream
Always got my back when I need assistance
Long range looker, stunning from a distance
Sona -
Great listener, cute face, soft eyes
Lost and ForgottenLyrics:
I lost my life once and so I take yours
surprise ganks like your lane's full of trap doors
fat scores every game as I splat corps
of lane specialists with the pressure of the ocean floor
Can't ignore blood and gore cake my giant boots
Stomp every champ, every lane, and collect my loot
Murder of CrowsSay Scarecrows don't have a brain well maybe I'll take yours
and you can go tell Dorothy that we're not in Kansas anymore
This is war, I bring the body count your fate is sealed
Cause like any good scarecrow you know I'm out standing in my field
I carve through the jungle picking up buffs
I'm coming to gank, hope you like it rough
Smash you in the face with all kinds of stuff
even burn your flash but it's just not enough
The BadgerI take any champ top lane it don’t matter
Only one goal is to capture the badger and batter
his face with the weapon I’m holding
This infinite loathing is too hard to hold in
Feel like I’m chosen. Can’t let it go not frozen
Need one gank, get it rolling
Everybody knows that a Teemo main
will get emo in game if he’s constantly focused
The ExplorerI'm from the underground, mapped the tunnel system as a hobby
Scored a job as archaelogist due to master cartography
Had adventures collecting artifacts, treasure and bones
Discover the lost and unknown, I was like Indiana Jones
Until one fateful day I spent hours and hours
In the Shurima desert and discovered my powers
and as a side effect I seem to be summoned on occasion
to the fields of justice to provide shock and amazement
The ResurrectionSoar like Nika, showcase my talents
I'm imbalanced, blow you up with just a chalice
a bird of prey, murder strays, stun and slay
sting like a bee and I float like Cassious Clay
flashfrost, get squashed, lane is lost
I'm like a boss, your small and weak, microsoft
One stun and you're done, you better run
Crash in like a cymbal, beat you like a drum
The SheriffI'm the longest long arm of the law, the judge and the jury
unleashing the fury and you got no need to worry cause
I came to execute all these fools and like Vick Mackey and
the boys I don't know no rules
I'm from the old school, wild wild west
where if you look at someone crooked for a moment you take two in the chest
I'd put you under arrest but I got no time for prisoners
got a list of names and so long that you'd think it was Shindler's
UpgradeLyrics:
(Verse 1)
I came to demonstrate the theory of a rocket blast to your skull
Compared to me you've got the brain chemistry of an animal
You're poorly designed for this my mind is simply beautiful
You've never seen a champ like me my tactics so unusual
It's a deterministic world I calculate your every move
Premises manipulated to a conclusion using complex proofs
Winter is ComingOn a truly desolate landscape strength is the only real virtue
Intelligence, empathy, pity these are the traits of the dead
And those who would deny this should wait to decide
Until they see Winter's Claw ride
Yo it's a three faction fight for Freljord pride
You better pick the right side