- Everybody Poops
Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop
I can't think when i gotta poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
- It's Not A Moon
Chopping your legs
You don't know how hot I find these buns
Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve
Now I have to go teach the kids to drink
Powdered goat bladders
But they want roast beef and you have no puppets
You gave them all to me
- Not the Future
I think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away
So I turn around to walk away but then I look back
Sad lady make me turn and walk away again
Even though it looks like it’s the future
It’s really a long, long, time ago
When there were knights
And they got into fights
- Russian Unicorn
I'ma blast your brains
Talking full-on sex
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
He leaves his scent on people's graves
(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
Why don't y'all just float off
Now you're useless
- Trick The Bridesmaid
Go to Hell, you say
Bitch, just zip it
This was so hot
'Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit
And I'm a witness for them
We've been out of brownies
Rice
And we missed pork chops in the summer
- Trick The Bridesmaid - ft. Barack Obama
"Go to Hell" you say
Bitch, just zip it.
This was so hot.
Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit.
And I'm a witness for them.
We've been out of brownies, rice,
And we missed pork chops in the summer
And that's why I stole Beef-a-Roni, garlic, peanut butter, ice cream, purple flowers