Arrogant Worms все тексты (слова) песен, переводы, видео, клипы

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost its will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big

If you haven't heard of me, I wouldn't be surprised
I bet you know my relatives; their names will never die
My mother is a saint, and my brother is a God
But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob

Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I'd been born just a little sooner

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind,
Then my neighbor bought a dog.
He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute,
But it still looked like a Chihuahua.
He had me over to watch it sit and beg,
It bit my knee and made love to my leg.
Now it barks all the night and all of the day,
Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn.

Me work hard 5 days a week
Sweeping garbage from the street
Come home not want book to read
Not 'nuff pictures for me see
Sit right down in favourite chair
Wearing only underwear
Favourite night is Saturday night
'Cause me can watch hockey fights

Our fair country Canada is north of the USA

Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay

You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks

But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks

oooooohhhhh
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
he's gonna kick your ass
santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
cuz you've always been a rotten little brat

reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath

Let me tell you a story about Scary Ned,
Scariest guy to ever wet a bed.
He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head,
But they weren't his.

He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish.
He said that they bothered him; they weren't his favorite dish.
Then he'd go down to the highway and pretend that he was dead.

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a
province town or county
I thought it would be great if somedy i could only ever be a
Mountie
I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that's
part of the profession
But now I just sit on my horse and tell American tourists the
parliament's in session

Глумежная песня о том, как в 1812 году канадцы сожгли Белый дом и вообще наваляли США по самое не хочу

Come back proud Canadian's,
To before you had TV.
No hockey night in Canada,
there was no CBC.

In 1812 Madison was mad,