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Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad
When you teenagers go downtown.
Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm
And watch the late late show, uptown.
'Cause when you kids are gone we get to spend some time alone here
That's our only chance to use the bathtub or the phone here
When you're away
Besides, we're stuck where we are

I know a man named Otis who invented a room,
And his heart was filled with pride
I said to Mr Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from side to side"
So I said, "Mr Otis, if you take my advice,
You'll be the richest man in town
You gotta take that room that goes from side to side,
And make it go up and down"

The doctor was looking at the X-ray
And I asked him, "What do you see?"
And he kept on looking at the X-ray
As he said in French to me:

"I see bones
I see gizzards and bones
And a few kidney stones

Once I had a secret code,
Where A was be , and be was G.
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P.

V was X, and X was V,
And you was I, and I was U.
87 stood for Z,

No more pencils, no more books
No more teachers dirty looks
Dropouts, dropouts, yeah team

On dropouts down the field
Ain't we the national shame
Cheer for our fun-loving breed
Who can't hardly read

Oy, my Zelda
My Zelda
My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor

Once again now
My Zelda
My Zelda
My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor