- Baby's Gonna Die Tonight
Baby's gonna be alright, baby's gonna be alright
Baby's gonna be alright, baby's gonna be alright
And it don't mean I don't love you
When I put a gun to your face
It just means I wanna get rough with you
Baby's gonna be alright, she's gonna be al...
Baby's gonna be alright, baby's gonna be alright
- Before My Bedtime
Who cares what day it is or how long we live for?
I need to make a judgement about you before my bedtime
For when I put my head down on the pillow
My drugstore dreams will cut me down to size
- Bluebirds
Bluebirds are so natural, I wanna buy them for my friends.
Bluebirds are so dismal and I want to trade mine in.
And I don't go out for brunch
And I don't go out for cunts
And I don't go out for months
Without my barnes and nobles credit card.
Cleaning out my wisdomteeth I found a diamond in my gums.
Cleaning out the kitchen found a spoon that plays the drums.
- Breaking Locks
When I checked into that hotel
I couldn't keep from making a living hell
I took off my jewelry and rented a movie
Then I tried to call you 'cause something confused me
I went for a walk to find some blood
With the blinders eyes on my miserable mug
Breaking locks and getting shocked
- Buddy Bradley
This is not a good day to call me
because i can not spare some sympathy
my own feeling is mostly unclear
and when i'm talking to you i'm not here
i don't think i'll ever be ready for you
but i'll be trying to help you out too
so i went downstairs for a walk
- Cannot Get Sicker
I know what you thinking,
Cause I’m thinking too,
You’re loving his body,
But what else is not new,
And the people who know,
Who know, who know, who know,
That they cannot get sicker,
- Carolina
Carolina, she's from Texas
Red bricks drop from her vagina
Oh, her lips taste just like sunk ships
But her breasts taste just like breakfast
There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store
She's an eyesore in her red dress
I'm the ghost of her deceased when she said
- Castles And Tassels
He was born in a murderous fashion
The ass of the business class was his passion
Number by hustle he numbered his muscles
Honour by honest he fell down upon us
- Cigarette Burns Forever
Cigarette burns forever
The message is spliced together
Now I would never let her
But where did people go to get her
You took me to the private party
And swore that they would not cart me
Drive careful less they hear ye
When all the time they learnt to fear you.
- Country Road
Back in the summer of '91
An angel with a lizard's tongue
Was scheming for a holy broken nose
Linked to every class of men
Sprung out from the sparkling sins
Leaning on the cold electric stove
On a country road I swerved to the side
Trying to avoid a country bumpkin
- Crackhouse Blues
Johnny please don't tell the people bout the bluebirds flight
Wasting education on a Tuesday night
Yes, you are my pussy, you're just being mean
Covering up the muscle in your Jordash jeans
Stick up the phone, who is it?
Someone has come to visit
Everybody do the hokey pokey, do the crackhouse blues!
- Dance With Me
Heart and soul Baby
There's no goal
Turn the lights on bright
You're a rock and roll star
Feel my love
Coming from the heavens above
When my eyes meet your eyes
- Drugs
There's a time that will come
When the kitchen is sunny and
There's just no other place I'd like to be
And everything's gone and
My finger is longer
I never want to come down again
I feel so lonely
- Emily
I just don't care about the evening news
I never listen to the crackhouse blues
They say the city is the place to be
I wanna dance with Emily
Everybody come around the window shop
I guess they never seen the moves I got
I wanna be with what the people see
- Friends of Mine
And we live on borrowed time,
but this headshot's pretty good.
i've been scheming for too long,
i was starstruck by your mom.
we fall in love by accident,
a heavenly coincidence.
no matter what you think is true.
- Gemstones
Gemstones cracking, 'cuz we’re just too strong,
Drum-sized yearning 'cuz the pressures gone,
Supervised love, crucified stuvs,
Simmering red in the sex farm clubs
There’s an exit to this desert dangling freely from the shingles in the snow,
She’s a show off, Xanax Zoloft,
Blank faced footprints of the zebras in the glen,
Cavemen humping in the sterling space pod,
- Give Them A Token
Disappear in complete disarray
Reaffirm what our grandfathers say
Love the kisses that I'll be sending you
Play the rhythm that I'm pretending to
Take the time to find out why I bowed out
I was flat on my own, my darling
Fought the lessons of grace for so long
- Grandma Shirley And Papa
Have you heard the news
big boy's picking his nose,
picking his nose.
And you want find out if he's on my favorite shows.
(favorite shows)
its right that you do but you beating him back,
going undercover like a lumberjack.
Hey hey what you giving away?
- Hard To Be A Girl
hard to be a girl.
so nice to be a boy.
in my room at night.
not a pretty site.
here's an empty kiss
marching to the rhythm of the pay roll.
i can be a good boy too,
- he's the brat
He’s the brat with the sterilized pitchfork
He’s the singer of the Beachwood Sparks
He’s a dreamy kind of cheesy companion piece
Who wants to show me where the healing starts
Beauty is evil
Immaculate evil, don’t you think?
But I’m lost in the flames of a grand explosion
- Heart and soul
Heart and soul, I fell in love with you
Heart and soul, just like a fool would do, gladly
Because you held me tight
And gave me a kiss in the night
Heart and soul, I long to be adored
Lost control, and tumbled overboard, gladly
That magic night we kissed
- I Wanna Die
I wanna choose to die,
and be buried with a rubix cube.
and sleep inside the big blue buildings,
while the sweet disease drives through.
there's a bakery in the night sky.
i wanna die because the government lied.
- Jessica
Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone
It's not in your music, no
You need a vacation to wake up the cavemen
And take them to Mexico
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
You've got it all wrong
Your fraudulent smile
The way that you faked it the day that you died
- Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone, its not in your music, no.
You need a vacation, to wake up the cavemen and take them to Mexico.
Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong. Your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.
My body's in shambles encrusted with brambles that sharpen the air I breathe.
What's on the menu, Jessica can you, take down my order please.
Jessica, Jessica Simpson, you've got it all wrong. your fraudulent smile, the way that you faked it the day that you died.
Tomorrow gets closer, a purple bulldozer is calling you on the phone.
Your love life precedes you, your son-in-law feeds you, injections of Cortisone.
- No Legs
there's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs
just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away.
there's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith.
now you'll never be sad again.
lovin' you are the two best things in a world that's skipping town.
reaching blind into the deepest mouth in the brownest place around.
- novotel.
All the women in the factory
When their faces blow a fuse it's a miracle
I have to feed them facts to be alone magnifico!
Oh, fellas and umbrellas in the middle of the night
What you gonna do when the menanites bite?
Lock lips in the teddy boy's cheverolet
Dutch tips and you're punked in the alleyway
- Oh Shucks
I'm staring down at my whiskey now, oh shucks.
Crying in the grass and making bad sense, uh huh.
No one ever sees me cry.
She is my real tough guy
And she never told me why,
But I know
Because I knew it all when I looked into that creature's eyes
She's a bull dyke and she makes me come to life each time.
- Teddy Boys
I'm a man in the rain
Here they come now, Teddy Boys
I'm a bad man all alone
I belong here, Teddy Boys
Oh, maybe I'm just looking for something nasty
Songs I'm gonna sing in jail
Or maybe I'm just looking for some affectations
Before the bouncer comes and kicks me out of the club
- Twee Twee Dee
Mismatching underwear
I'm gonna take you there to see my body
Twee twee dee
One never gets a break
I'm not about to make you enjoy them
Twee twee dee
I want you to hear my voice
I want you to make me laugh
- Vultures
Tall and gorgeous, cold as the summer time
I wish I had some news to leave you Miss Caroline
Seen so many vultures, split so many pieces down the line
Castro would not believe what comes from below
Fight me gladly, leave before the battles grow
So good night, crazies, I leave them, feeling lazy
- We're Not Supposed To Be Lovers
picture a place that's far from danger.
a nicer place to cash your chips.
i'm not the one holding you hostage.
squeezed in between my lips.
we're not supposed to be lovers.
or friends, like they'd have us believe.
we're not supposed to know each other.
- When a Pretty Face
Robin Hood is breaking up his merry men
Stockli is changing up the story end
Jumping over tables to get close to her
That's not the sign of a philosopher
Falling into bed above the camera stand
Waking up embarrassed with a giant friend
Calling all the seasons of the status quo
- You Get So Lucky
You get so lucky
It makes you act quite mean
You hear a lot of voices
So it's hard to sip your tea yeah
It was my advice to you
At each unruly path
Did i said i was afraid for you