- Loaded gun
My right hand holds a cold corona bottle
My left hand holds a half a fifth of Gin
My right arm reaches out for her love only
But my left still embraces a life of sin
- Bad Reputation
You've got a bad reputation that's a what you got
A bad reputation but I like it a lot
A bad reputation and it's all over town
A bad reputation and it's going around
A bad reputation (bad reputation!)
A bad reputation (bad reputation!)
You're a bad little chick and that's the word on the street
- Chasing Rainbows
People go off chasin' rainbows
Looking for a pot of gold
Go and gamble the casino of life
In the end they've got to fold
The world is beautiful and wondrous
There's lots to see and lots to do
But don't forget the place you came from
- Galaxy 500
You take the dog
I'll take the Galaxy 500
You get the cat
I get the couch you don't want anymore
You take the fish
I'll take the bowl
You take the dishes
- I'm Your Pet Rock
I came with instructions that made you laugh
It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs
You think that shredded paper is all I need
Pull my instructions from the box and reread
Chorus:
I'm your pet rock
Your rock
- In Your Wildest Dreams
Late at night, and you're sleeping,
You'll hear my lonesome call,
And you'll feel my waiting lips
barely touching you at all
But it's only as real
As any dream can seem
I'll see you,
- Jezebel
(originally performed by Frankie Laine)
Jezebel
Jezebel
If ever the Devil was born without a pair of horns
It was you, Jezebel, it was you
If ever an angel fell
- Native Tongue Of Love
Midnight blue sky,
Misty bedroom eyes,
Lips of red red wine,
Kisses, all them mine.
The native tongue of love,
The native tongue of love,
Instinct knows the meaning of,
- Nurture My Pig
Hey baby I got a pig
I got a pig and it`s pink and big
Hey baby I got a pig
Yeah come on baby you and my pig
Nurture my pig
Now you talk that slop now baby
And my pig he loves that slop
- Psychobilly FreakOut
It's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
It's, it's, it's a psychobilly freakout!
Well, we're off, we're off, we're off!
I'll tell you what it is! (what is it God dang it!?)
It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!
- rural point of view
Yeah, I've got a rural point of view
But I think I know the urban one, too
You don't need a gun
If you can just call 9-1-1
And a cop is at your door in just a few
They wanna take away my pickup truck
But a small electric car just gets stuck
- Spend A Night In The Box
say something wrong
spend a night in the box
stay out too long
spend a night in the box
- The Devil's Chasing Me
Sunset lights the sky
And a shadow'll remain
Black clouds in the east
And there's twisters underneath
A long black limousine
And there's a demon at the wheel
And ol' sly Satan's in the back
He says he wants to make a deal
- The Party In Your Head
at the party in your head, sure that sounds like fun
the carpet bagger brings, you party in the sun
eye balls in full bloom,do you ever go to bed
don't ever wind up dead, at the party in your head
the party in your head
the party in your head
the party in your head
- theres a little bit of everything in texas
There's a little bit of everything in Texas
Just look around and you will see
There's a little bit of everything in Texas
And a whole lot of Texas in me
There are forty seven states around there
And each of them have treasures of their own
And everything they boast of I sure found it
- Unlucky In Love
my first love she left me all alone
my second love she cut me to the bone
my third forth and fifth lord tear me up above
why am I unlucky in love?
oh Lord forgive me I have sinned
and my days may very well be near an end
my unworthy lifes aren't to defend